Serial Squatter

…And not the kind you do after crushing your enemy.

I’d like to think I’m not the only one this happens too but I like squatting at the worst time possible. 1v1 and killing the opponent should be like shooting fish in a barrel. Only for me to squat in the first few shots which then leads to the potential victim spinning around and much to my embarrassment… killing me. I realize there is the option to change that in your controller settings however, I don’t want to be forced to hold the thumb stick to squat.

Are you a serial squatter or do you have mad control over your fingers which enables you to kill players like me? lol

I’m sorry what are you talking about? Do you mean crouching while in gunfights?

No, I always lol when they squat like crazy while shooting me and I still end up killing them.

You have more control if you turn off the toggle. Getting used to the new controller setup takes a bit to get used to, but you will get there.

Are you talking about the trick of repeatidly crouching thinking it makes you harder to shoot. Because for a noob it will, but everyone who does this trick tends to spam crouch, and only stay crouched during the time between my magnum firing, and being able to fire again, making your crouching irrelevant, expect making it harder for you to aim.

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> Are you talking about the trick of repeatidly crouching thinking it makes you harder to shoot. Because for a noob it will, but everyone who does this trick tends to spam crouch, and only stay crouched during the time between my magnum firing, and being able to fire again, making your crouching irrelevant, expect making it harder for you to aim.

Kind of except that I’m not doing it intentionally. lol I just get so excited when pushing the buttons that I accidentally crouch. lol

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> I’m sorry what are you talking about? Do you mean crouching while in gunfights?

Yes and no. Not that whole crouch repeatedly trick that people like to do. I mean getting so into it that I accidentally crouch when I really don’t mean to.

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> You have more control if you turn off the toggle. Getting used to the new controller setup takes a bit to get used to, but you will get there.

I’ve tried it that way but I find there are times I want to crouch but really don’t want to press and hold the thumb stick. I’d rather do the whole one click and be done with it. Less for me to concentrate on is better. lol

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> No, I always lol when they squat like crazy while shooting me and I still end up killing them.

I’ve seen people do that whole crouch repeatedly thing. I don’t do that. lol I just end up crouching when I really don’t mean to in a gun fight. Like my fingers are moving so much and apparently I grip the controller and crouch by accident. lol

if you are doing it accidently then you can turn clench protection on.

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> > No, I always lol when they squat like crazy while shooting me and I still end up killing them.
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> I’ve seen people do that whole crouch repeatedly thing. I don’t do that. lol I just end up crouching when I really don’t mean to in a gun fight. Like my fingers are moving so much and apparently I grip the controller and crouch by accident. lol

I don’t have this problem sing I have mine set to off, but I do have the unintentional zooming issue that gets me killed more often than not. So I feel your pain.

Also, I must be a forever noob since I have been playing Halo MM for years now, but I still have problems killing those repeated crouchers. It’s very annoying.

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> > I’ve seen people do that whole crouch repeatedly thing. I don’t do that. lol I just end up crouching when I really don’t mean to in a gun fight. Like my fingers are moving so much and apparently I grip the controller and crouch by accident. lol
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> I don’t have this problem sing I have mine set to off, but I do have the unintentional zooming issue that gets me killed more often than not. So I feel your pain.
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> Also, I must be a forever noob since I have been playing Halo MM for years now, but I still have problems killing those repeated crouchers. It’s very annoying.

ll pros and onyxs crouch strafe its just noobs that try to emulate it that give it a bad name. If you have a problem shooting a crouch strafer its either because they are doing it right or you dont aim vertically enough.

I cant crouch straf I use green thumb controls. Unless I play claw but that’s not gunna happen…

I’m a bit of a chronic croucher, but with good reason. I like to hide away from someone who is biting, then I assassinate them as they come around a corner.

Is no one gonna say it’s name? it’s “crouch strafing” and yes it works if you don’t go spam crouch like a mad man and sync up your crouch with your enemy’s pistol shots. been plenty of times I 1v1 somebody, crouch strafe and destroy them then immediately afterwards do the same to someone else.

Crouch strafing is so frustrating. I hate it.

For some reason, I am always rank in bronze, and teabagging is an extremely effective form of strafing at this level. I like to throw a crouch into my strafe now too.

No point of just ‘squatting’, strafing invloves, well strafing left and right while making it harder for your enemies to hit your head, It works if executed properly. So technically, yes, they are squatting.