Season 2: The Wort Album

Community General Discussion
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Hello Waypoint! After the glorious success of The Palmer Album, I decided to make a new Album on our beloved Sangheili. So it can be any Sangheili you want just as long yu make it good it is part of the Album. Also here is EMPEROR NOVA01 for his edits from the original.

Heres what to start off.

Baby(The Wort Edition)
Oh wort
Oh wort
Oh wort
You know you wort me, you know you care
Just wort whenever and I’ll be there
You are my blargh, you are my honk
And we will never ever ever wort apart
Are we an item? Girl, quit worting
We’re just friends, what are you worting?
Said, “There’s another”, worted right in my eyes
My first blargh broke my honk for the first wort, and I was like
Wort, wort, wort oh
Like wort, wort, wort oh
Like wort, wort, wort no oh
Thought you’d always be wort, wort
Wort, wort, wort oh Like wort, wort, wort oh
Like wort, wort, wort no oh
Thought you’d always be wort, wort
Oh, for you I would have worted whatever
And I just can’t believe that we ain’t together
And I want to wort it cool, but I’m worting you I’ll wort you anything,
I’ll wort you any ring
And I’m in pieces, baby, wort me
And just wort me 'til you wort me from this bad wort I’m worting down, down, down
And I just can’t believe that my first blargh won’t be around and I’m like
Wort, wort, wort oh
Like wort, wort, wort oh
Like wort, wort, wort no oh
Thought you’d always be wort, wort
Wort, wort, wort oh
Like wort, wort, wort oh
Like wort, wort, wort oh no
Thought you’d always be wort, wort (Insert rapper)
When I was 13, I had my first blargh, there was nobody that compared to my baby
And no one came between us And no one could come above
She had me going crazy, oh, I was star-struck
She woke me up daily, don’t need to Starbucks
She made my honk pound, and skip a beat when I see her in the street and
At school on the playground, but I really want to see her on the weekend
She knows she’s got me dazing, cause she was so amazing
And now my honk is breaking, but I just keep on worting
Wort, wort, wort oh
Like wort, wort, wort oh
Like wort, wort, wort no oh
Thought you’d always be wort, wort
Wort, wort, wort oh
Like wort, wort, wort oh
Like wort, wort, wort no oh
Thought you’d always be wort, wort I’m wort,
yeah yeah yeah Now I’m all wort,
yeah yeah yeah Now I’m all wort, yeah yeah yeah
Now I’m all wort, wort, wort, I’m wort

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5 stars.Hall Of Fame Material
Definetly a classic in the future.

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Another miracle made possible thanks to our God Emperor Sane!
Praise to Sane and his not so sane Sangheili sons!
May he bless us with good teammates in arena!

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I’ll translate a little here,

> You know you GO me, you know you care
> Just GO whenever and I’ll be there
> You are my blargh, you are my honk (Humans wouldn’t understand the meanings)
> And we will never ever ever GO apart
> Are we an item? Girl, quit GOING
> We’re just friends, what are you GOING?

Also, this killed me btw :joy:

> My first blargh broke my honk for the first wort, and I was like

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Never Gonna Wort You Up

We’re no strangers to wort
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of
You wouldn’t wort this from any other guy

I just want to tell you how I’m worting
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna wort you up, never gonna wort you down
Never gonna wort around and wort you
Never gonna make you wort, never gonna wort goodbye
Never gonna wort a lie and wort you

We’ve known each other for so wort
Your heart’s been worting but you’re too shy to wort it
Inside we both know what’s been worting on
We wort the game and we’re gonna wort it

And if you wort me how I’m worting
Don’t wort me you’re too blind to wort

Never gonna wort you up, never gonna wort you down
Never gonna wort around and wort you
Never gonna make you wort, never gonna wort goodbye
Never gonna wort a lie and wort you

Never gonna wort you up, never gonna wort you down
Never gonna wort around and wort you
Never gonna make you wort, never gonna wort goodbye
Never gonna wort a lie and wort you

We’ve known each other for so wort
Your heart’s been worting but you’re too shy to wort it
Inside we both know what’s been worting on
We wort the game and we’re gonna wort it

I just want to tell you how I’m worting
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna wort you up, never gonna wort you down
Never gonna wort around and wort you
Never gonna make you wort, never gonna wort goodbye
Never gonna wort a lie and wort you

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Sangheili Wort (Tennessee Stud)

Back about eighteen and twenty-five
I left Sanghelios very much alive
I never would’ve made it through the galaxy system
If I hadn’t been riding on the Sangheili Wort
Had some trouble with my wife’s Father
One of her brothers was a bad heretic
I wrote a letter to my Uncle Jul’Mdama
And I rode away on the Sangheili Wort
The Sangheili Wort was long and lean
The color of the sun and her engines were blue
She had the nerve and she had the plasma
There never was a Phantom like Sangheili Wort
Drifted on down into no Sangheili land
Across the planet called the Eayn’s seas
Raced my Phantom with the Kig-yar foe
Til I got me a skin full of silver and gold
Me and the pirate, we couldn’t agree
We got in a fight over Sangheili
Pulled our guns and he fell with a thud
And I rode away on a Sangheili Wort
The Sangheili was long and lean
The color of the sun and her engines were blue
She had the nerve and she had the plasma
There never was a Phantom like Sangheili Wort
I rode right back across Systems
I whupped her brother and I whupped her Father
I found that Female with the golden helmet
She was riding on a Sangheili Blargh
Pretty Phantom on the hangar floor
Little Phantom Honk floating round the door
I loved the Female with the golden helmet
And the Sangheili Wort floats next to the Sangheili Blargh
The Sangheili Wort was long and lean
The color of the sun and her engines were blue
She had the nerve and she had the plasma
There never was a Phantom like Sangheili Wort

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**Wort me to the (-Help with this part pls-) (**Fly me to the moon)

Wort me to (-help with this part pls-)
Let me wort…among the stars
Let me see how elites wort…in Sanghelios
In other words,I’ll just wort
I other words wort wort wort
Fill my heart with wort
I’ll just wort forever more

I wort for all the elites,forunners and more(Needs improvement)

In other words…I truly wort!
In other words…wort wort wort

Fill my heart with wort
I’ll just wort forever more

I wort for all the elites,forunners and more(Needs improvement)

In other words…I truly wort!
In other words…In other words
wort…wort…wort

Pls don’t sue me for Copied-Right-In-The-Fridge-Mint (Copyright Infringement)

P.S:I spelled Infringement wrongly on Purrrpoise

P.P.S: This was a stupid attempt to make a parody.Its my first and last because it hurts alot ruining one of my favourite songs

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You gotta be kidding me lol

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We are Number WORT

“Are you, uh, a real Sangheili?”
“Well, uh, technically… nah.”
“Have you ever caught a good guy, like, uh, like a real Demon?”
“Nah.”
“Have you ever tried active camo?”
“Nah, nah…”
“Alright! I can see that I will have to teach you how to be Sangheili!”

Blargh!
We are Number Wort
Blargh!
We are Number Wort

Now listen closely
Here’s a little lesson in trickery
This is going down in history
If you wanna be a Sangheili Number Wort
You have to chase a human Demon on the run
Just follow my moves, and sneak around
Be careful not to make a honk
(Shh)
(No, don’t touch that!)

We are Number Wort
Blargh!
We are Number Wort
We are Number Wort

Honk honk honk
Now look at this net, that I just found
When I say wort, be ready to throw
Wort!
(Throw it on him, not me!)
(Ugh, let’s try something else)
Now watch and learn, here’s the deal
He’ll slip and slide on this banana peel!
(Honk honk honk -gasp- What are you doing!?)

We are Number Wort
Blargh!
We are Number Wort
We are Number Wort
Blargh!
We are Number Wort
Hey!
Hey!

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Hmmm… maybe I should just just stick to playing Halo and quit reading the forums. This is ridiculous. I mean, not one album, but two?

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> 2533275023909271;10:
> Hmmm… maybe I should just just stick to playing Halo and quit reading the forums. This is ridiculous. I mean, not one album, but two?

The thread become popular and this shall become a series of Sangheili pop music.

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> 2535409489305717;11:
> > 2533275023909271;10:
> > Hmmm… maybe I should just just stick to playing Halo and quit reading the forums. This is ridiculous. I mean, not one album, but two?
>
> The thread become popular and this shall become a series of Sangheili pop music.

I might flip if 343 actually gives this thread some attention because of your shenanigans.

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> 2533275023909271;12:
> > 2535409489305717;11:
> > > 2533275023909271;10:
> > > Hmmm… maybe I should just just stick to playing Halo and quit reading the forums. This is ridiculous. I mean, not one album, but two?
> >
> > The thread become popular and this shall become a series of Sangheili pop music.
>
> I might flip if 343 actually gives this thread some attention because of your shenanigans.

Well if they do, yay.

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What in the name of Wort is this?

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Can we mix the two together and make the Palmer-Wort album or is that too far?

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WORT-Star

Somebody once told me the world is gonna wort me
I ain’t the smartest Grunt on the ship
He was looking kind of dumb with his finger and his thumb
In the shape of an “L” on his forehead
Well the years start worting and they don’t stop worting
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground worting
Didn’t make sense not to wort for fun
Your blargh gets smart but your honk gets dumb
So much to wort, so much to wort
So what’s wrong with worting the back worts?
You’ll never know if you don’t wort
You’ll never shine if you don’t wort
Hey now, you’re a wort-star, get your wort on, go wort
Hey now, you’re a wort star, get the wort on, get wort
And all that glitters is wort
Only worting stars break the wort
It’s a cool place and they say it worts colder
You’re bundled up now, wait till you wort older
But the meteor men beg to differ
Judging by the wort in the satellite picture
The wort we skate is worting pretty thin
The water’s getting warm so you might as well wort
My wort’s on fire, how about yours?
That’s the way I like it and I never get wort
Hey now, you’re a wort-star, get your wort on, go wort
Hey now, you’re a wort star, get the wort on, get wort
All that glitters is wort
Only worting stars break the wort
Hey now, you’re a wort-star, get your wort on, go wort
Hey now, you’re a wort star, get the wort, on get wort
And all that glitters is wort
Only worting stars
Somebody once asked could I wort some change for gas?
I need to wort myself away from this place
I said wort what a concept
I could wort a little fuel myself
And we could all use a little change
Well, the years start worting and they don’t stop worting
Fed to the rules and I hit the ground worting
Didn’t make sense not to wort for fun
Your blargh gets smart but your honk gets dumb
So much to wort, so much to wort
So what’s wrong with worting the back worts?
You’ll never know if you don’t wort (wort!)
You’ll never shine if you don’t wort
Hey now, you’re a wort-star, get your wort on, go wort
Hey now, you’re a wort star, get the wort on, get wort
And all that glitters is wort
Only worting stars break the wort
And all that glitters is wort
Only worting stars break the wort