After the release of 21 skins per armor set and weapon and vehicle. Our next future update “hold your breath for this one it’s big” Introducing The All New Never Before Seen (wait for it) (Wait For It) (WAIT FOR IT) GRENADE SKINS… Tell me how syked are you huh. A frag grenade that actually looks like a pineapple. A plasma grenade that looks like a green plasma grenade “oooooh aaaaaah” a splinter grenade that looks like a piece of wood from Minecraft. Thats right halo fans pinch yourselves its coming. The long waited anticipated grenade skins. Plus the Legendary AMMO skins. Who hasn’t wanted up thier game with totally unique bullets that rip apart thier foes in style. Well now you can with the Tracer Pack. kill you enemys with green, red, even blue bullets with HUMAN weapons. “covenant and forerunner ammo skins avalible in future update” thats right folks it’s like paintball mode all over again.
Also in this update is the new ultra legendary rare secret squirrel ATHLON noble chief 117+1.17A skins. Sport your love for the best armor set since MK V with the 117th variation of the ATHLON armor in your very own ATHLON 117 Chief and 1.17A Noble Don’t forget Spartans we will also be releasing two brand new forge maps brought to you by you from maps stored on OUR servers. You asked we delivered so here you go we hope you enjoy “Recycled and Compost” Brought to you by anonymous forgers who saved thier maps on the dedicated servers we have JUST for you. Also in this update are two new long awaited warthog variants. The Grocery Getter and the Soccer Mom. Neither variant includes a turret but the Soccer Mom doesn’t have breaks and the Grocery Getter only has half throttle. Thats right my fellow spartans the new update is upon us. And it’s ALL FREE…
Did i mention the ammo skins?
Where do you get those informations ?
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> Where do you get those informations ?
It is poorly written sarcasm. Obviously a salty poster.
Down vote.
Like.
As long as I get my Caitlyn Jenner blood splatter warthog skin, I’m happy.
Meh. I’m holding out for the Casper ghost skin. And maybe a more realistic “Urban” warthog variant, lowered on chrome 24’s, rubber band tires, and a huge system in the back. For balance we would also need the “Skynyrd” version. Jacked up on 44’s with a giant flag of your choice flying out back.
Can’t wait to unlock the sentinel scope for my liftoff assassination.
Is it bad that I would love a pineapple skin for my grenades?
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> Meh. I’m holding out for the Casper ghost skin. And maybe a more realistic “Urban” warthog variant, lowered on chrome 24’s, rubber band tires, and a huge system in the back. For balance we would also need the “Skynyrd” version. Jacked up on 44’s with a giant flag of your choice flying out back.
might as well use the back for something. why noy speakers?
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> Is it bad that I would love a pineapple skin for my grenades?
No no it’s not.
I got banned for making a post like this on the grounds it was “non-constructive”.
Hopefully these weirded out mods don’t do the same to you. Funny post though!
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> Did i mention the ammo skins?
You forgot the new skins for the Spartan Socks that they wear under the armor.
Mythic Argyle FTW!
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> I got banned for making a post like this on the grounds it was “non-constructive”.
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> Hopefully these weirded out mods don’t do the same to you. Funny post though!
Hope not. that’d suck.
Well… Its “Free”
All this and still no sage 
I cant wait for my soccer mom warthog! Thanks Blizzard!
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> All this and still no sage
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> I cant wait for my soccer mom warthog! Thanks Blizzard!
Fully equipped with grocery bags and marry k samples.
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> As long as I get my Caitlyn Jenner blood splatter warthog skin, I’m happy.
Buckle up buckaroo XD
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> It is poorly written sarcasm. Obviously a salty poster.
I didn’t think it was that poorly written. You obviously haven’t read the Kilo-V trilogy then.