Sacrifising my K/D for the Community

Yes, I sincerely devoted myself, sort of lol, to help you guys get those impossible commendations, such as

Mongoose Destroyer
Assassination
Plasma Pistol
Etc…

Why you may ask, well I don’t know I just do :slight_smile:

Anyway look out for StealthAnt, because I will literally look for you to kill me. Have a great day everyone.

We should need more players like you :3 I also “unvolontary” help players to get easy kills for the medals… ._.

XD

If you could just run backwards to VII Hellion a lot – I mean, a God awful amount of times – well… I’d just be -Yoink!- appreciative.

So -Yoink!- appreciative. I might even write a note of thanks here on the forum.

But this gives me the idea to tank my brother-in-law’s stats on his Xbox while he’s gone for the holiday. Yeah. I’m going to Mongoose the hell out of everything.

Its not like K/D matters much anyway. Yesterday I met a chap who bragged about his Halo 3 K/D and when I asked how it has helped him in the past few years he started screaming at me.

Assassination Mastery isn’t impossible, I got it (and all my other Commendations which I have achieved) legitimately. I got Assassination Master a while ago; it does involve hiding near popular travel areas, and you shouldn’t expect huge kill numbers while working on it, but it’s not impossible (although I thought it would be when I first saw it).

Oh, and SWAT is great for it due to the lack of a motion tracker.

I just made two friends on the ENEMY team, they still killed me though. lolz Onwards unto failure I ride.

Maybe in Halo 5 they’ll allow us to turn off our individual Stat Records. There’s just times where you want to mess around and not care if you’re running yelling at a Scorpion head on.

> Maybe in Halo 5 they’ll allow us to turn off our individual Stat Records. There’s just times where you want to mess around and not care if you’re running yelling at a Scorpion head on.

I thought I was the only one who attempts to headbutt tanks lol

The only down side to this would be that the enemy team will most likely win, which is bad for my teammates that WANT to win. In the end somebody that cares actually loses.

> Its not like K/D matters much anyway. Yesterday I met a chap who bragged about his Halo 3 K/D and when I asked how it has helped him in the past few years he started screaming at me.

This made me LOL. I’ve always thought about asking this of those players that trash talk players they beat. Instead I just leave my mic off unless I’m in a team chat with friends. May consider mic’ing up more.

> > Maybe in Halo 5 they’ll allow us to turn off our individual Stat Records. There’s just times where you want to mess around and not care if you’re running yelling at a Scorpion head on.
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> I thought I was the only one who attempts to headbutt tanks lol

I attempted to strike with great fervor a tank that encapsulated my enemy, oh most hated Red, landing nary a foot upon the beast. The other Reds jaunting casually alongside thought me a most heinous vandal and rapscallion, and did so do me execution-style in the middle of fair Exile.

Alas poor Hellion, YOLO until thou presseth X.

> > > Maybe in Halo 5 they’ll allow us to turn off our individual Stat Records. There’s just times where you want to mess around and not care if you’re running yelling at a Scorpion head on.
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> > I thought I was the only one who attempts to headbutt tanks lol
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> I attempted to strike with great fervor a tank that encapsulated my enemy, oh most hated Red, landing nary a foot upon the beast. The other Reds jaunting casually alongside thought me a most heinous vandal and rapscallion, and did so do me execution-style in the middle of fair Exile.
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> Alas poor Hellion, YOLO until thou presseth X.

This post is like over 9000 on the awesome meter.

I should get a group of people to do this with me in BTB and see the outcome and VII Hellion that was beautifully written.

If you see me charging you with a ghost, could you not jump out the way or whip out a plasma pistol. I really want that visor and I suck with vehicles.

This may be too soon StealthAnt but, I think I love you.

Jackal Stew I literally try to get splattered and KonigSniper182 if you’re a girl that’s perfectly fine by me, if you’re a dude that’s okay. lol

> Jackal Stew I literally try to get splattered and KonigSniper182 if you’re a girl that’s perfectly fine by me, if you’re a dude that’s okay. lol

No -Yoink!- of course.

-Yoink!- people when you see a guy riding a mongoose don’t shoot the driver, DESTROY the mongoose this is just making my job harder. lol

> > > Maybe in Halo 5 they’ll allow us to turn off our individual Stat Records. There’s just times where you want to mess around and not care if you’re running yelling at a Scorpion head on.
> >
> > I thought I was the only one who attempts to headbutt tanks lol
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> I attempted to strike with great fervor a tank that encapsulated my enemy, oh most hated Red, landing nary a foot upon the beast. The other Reds jaunting casually alongside thought me a most heinous vandal and rapscallion, and did so do me execution-style in the middle of fair Exile.
>
> Alas poor Hellion, YOLO until thou presseth X.

I am now immortal after reading this post.

Guys, this dude is serious. He just helped me a lot. Thanks Stealth! Then we went to play BTB and he drove around in a mongoose the entire game. Lol.