This is something that I’m actually really excited about as a Red vs. Blue fan myself. What do you guys think they could be?
Here’s what I would like to see:
Caboose: You just walk around and notice a secret door and open it, what’s inside? None other than Pvt. Michael J. Caboose! He follows you around helping you on your mission and ensuing hilarity. Sometimes he gets confused and throws a stray grenade toward you, or one of your teammates, and sometimes himself.
Church’s Sniper: A usable sniper that has “L.L. Church” written into the side and a picture of a light blue helmet near the scope. If you try to use it as it turns out it does shoot a little far to the left. Turns out Church was right after all.
Junior with Tucker’s sword: You see an Elite that is light and dark blue, it goes around saying “Blargh Chicka Honk Honk” and says “Blargh” and “Honk” a lot. Naturally you decide to kill it. When you try to pick up the energy sword it says that it has full ammo, but for some reason the sword doesn’t seem to work, even if you press the power button.
Wrecked warthog on a snowy cliff with a brute shot stuck in the cliff: Yep, this was one hell of a battle between the Red and Blue guys and the Freelancers.
“Wall in my way”: There’s some cover that’s about waist high, you see what looks like a spike grenade stuck to it with some explosive residue around it. Man, the person who made that throw must have had the worst arm ever, of all time.
Donut’s armor: Who would leave this pink armor in the middle of a canyon like this? You feel a cold wind as you hear in your ear “It’s not pink! It’s lightish red!”
Sarge’s shotgun: You find a shotgun that says “Blue exterminator” on the side, you have no idea what it means.
Grif’s helmet: You find a pukish-orange helmet that appears to have smoke coming out of it. Looks like Grif was smoking inside his helmet again.
Grifball: Ahh Earth’s favorite past time. You find a note attached
"Rules:
- Kill Grif
- Destroy Grif
- Slaughter Grif
- Have fun! (except for Grif)"
Lopez’s head: You find a brown Mk. 6 helmet, wait, is that circuitry coming out of it? You listen closely and can hear it talking in another language, you brush it off as indecipherable.
I’m not expecting all or any of these to get in, but I think they would be fun and hilarious to have in spartan ops.