Confirmed earlier in my diseased mind, Mega-Man’s beloved mechanical dog Rush is lending his aid to Master Chief.
Despite glaring continuity issues, Frank O’Connor is refusing to answer my questions, and has since locked me out of his house.
What will this mean for Halo in the future? Will the red, shape shifting automaton canine sink into rampancy (AI RABIES) with our protagonist Cortana?
More will be revealed in the coming months.
Wait I thought it was speed racers monkey, you got locked out to? Man, try and get a lock of hair when someone’s sleeping and they treat you like a creep
I lol’d.
Spartans don’t need a rush coil, they already jump ridiculously high.
> Wait I thought it was speed racers monkey, you got locked out to? Man, try and get a lock of hair when someone’s sleeping and they treat you like a creep
Frank is practically bald.
That fact begs ONE question:
Where on his body were you trying to get a lock of his hair from…?
> > Wait I thought it was speed racers monkey, you got locked out to? Man, try and get a lock of hair when someone’s sleeping and they treat you like a creep
>
> Frank is practically bald.
>
> That fact begs ONE question:
>
> Where on his body were you trying to get a lock of his hair from…?
Don’t ask questions no one wants to hear the answer to. 
I also heard that George Washington will make an appearance.
> I also heard that George Washington will make an appearance.
No, I think that is assassins creed 3. lol
What is the point of this thread?
> > I also heard that George Washington will make an appearance.
>
> No, I think that is assassins creed 3. lol
I think you may be confused with Elder Scrolls VI.
> What is the point of this thread?
Positive, satirical discussion to contrast the grim, hellfire and brimstone majority of this forum.
And lolz.
If that’s against the rules, then I don’t want to be here. 
> > > I also heard that George Washington will make an appearance.
> >
> > No, I think that is assassins creed 3. lol
>
> I think you may be confused with Elder Scrolls VI.
There were VERY strong hints that Robin Williams will be reprising his role as the voice of Tartarus.
> > Wait I thought it was speed racers monkey, you got locked out to? Man, try and get a lock of hair when someone’s sleeping and they treat you like a creep
>
> Frank is practically bald.
>
> That fact begs ONE question:
>
> Where on his body were you trying to get a lock of his hair from…?
His nose?
> > > Wait I thought it was speed racers monkey, you got locked out to? Man, try and get a lock of hair when someone’s sleeping and they treat you like a creep
> >
> > Frank is practically bald.
> >
> > That fact begs ONE question:
> >
> > Where on his body were you trying to get a lock of his hair from…?
>
> His nose?
This guy.
This guy.
I like this guy.
Megaman reference = I love you forever, OP.
Spartans need the Rush Coil. Can the Rush Jet be included too? PLZ 343
> > What is the point of this thread?
>
> Positive, satirical discussion to contrast the grim, hellfire and brimstone majority of this forum.
>
> And lolz.
>
> If that’s against the rules, then I don’t want to be here.
At this point, positive discussion is exactly what we need in these parts. Thank you, bad john.
> Megaman reference = I love you forever, OP.
>
> Spartans need the Rush Coil. Can the Rush Jet be included too? PLZ 343
Rush Jet would ruin map controoooool!! D:<
And Metal Man’s saw blades are so OP. You can shoot diagonal! This is Halo, not Contra!
> > > What is the point of this thread?
> >
> > Positive, satirical discussion to contrast the grim, hellfire and brimstone majority of this forum.
> >
> > And lolz.
> >
> > If that’s against the rules, then I don’t want to be here.
>
> At this point, positive discussion is exactly what we need in these parts. Thank you, bad john.
Always happy to brighten a day. I think I might start making this a semi regular thing. It really gets my creative juices flowing.
> > Megaman reference = I love you forever, OP.
> >
> > Spartans need the Rush Coil. Can the Rush Jet be included too? PLZ 343
>
> Rush Jet would ruin map controoooool!! D:<
>
> And Metal Man’s saw blades are so OP. You can shoot diagonal! This is Halo, not Contra!
Concrete Man’s ability is pretty neat-o. Would that be enough?
> > > Megaman reference = I love you forever, OP.
> > >
> > > Spartans need the Rush Coil. Can the Rush Jet be included too? PLZ 343
> >
> > Rush Jet would ruin map controoooool!! D:<
> >
> > And Metal Man’s saw blades are so OP. You can shoot diagonal! This is Halo, not Contra!
>
> Concrete Man’s ability is pretty neat-o. Would that be enough?
That’d make forging blocks SOOOO much easier.
Well, if we’re gonna talk Mega Man powers…
Then we need Tornado Man’s powers! DAT TORNADO GUN! :D!