This is far fetched and I know it.
Firstly! We all know a certain grunt that survive EVERY major battle with a certain futuristic green suited hero. No not the one in the 24th and 1/2 century. If you need context here is your man in honor Here. The grunt, the myth, the legend … and his water bottle! Yes. Yes. I know you were all excited to see a Grunt beat up Duck Dodgers in a Tom & Jerry fashion. Trust me I’m with you on that, but we need to look at the more concerning objective first. Apparently; here on planet Urf we have tons of these rpgs (Retconic Professional Gruntologists) whom a certain post apocalyptic forerunner company has consulted with some of these professionals.
Yep! You guessed it. All of that conclusive (by 2019 standards) evidence above assures us that for 1 Mission we will be playing as a Grunt in Headband Forever.
Wait, wait hold on I got a phone call. Hello. Yes this is him. Uh huh. Halo infinite you say? Why can’t they just count past 5? Most of us have 6 fingers anyways. Oh it’s a reboot. Well I’m glad we got that settled. Oh there is more… yea what about rpgs? Of course I know what they mean I wrote an entire post about them. Yes I did, all I have to do is hit submit. Why stop? Oh so rpg stands for that, sounds boring what do people do in your version of “rpgs”. Uh huh so you expect millions of gamers to just sit there in their chairs and kill the same enemy over and over for hundreds of times for a 0.1% loot drop, pfft who would pay money for that. That was Rhetorical because no one would! No no no it’s not the same as multiplayer, I just happen to kill the same smurfs over and over and just happen to use the money to buy a loot box for armor and vehicles that have a 0.1% loot drop. It’s not the same!
Phew ok sorry about that guys.
Please don’t doodle me I’ve been a good noodle last year 