Ridiculous and funny REQ card ideas

Thread for funny and ridiculous ideas for REQs.
I’ll start,

a lvl 9 REQ called Halo, which causes a tie after massive destruction.

A lvl 9 REQ called “revenge is sweet”, if your team loses, will cause the winning team to only get into join in progress matches that are nearly impossible to win.

A level 9/Mythic Legendary vehicle called…the forklift, with a Timmy and Olive launcher!

A REQ card that doubles your damage output, but rotates your vision 180 degrees. Up is down and left is right.

What about a Level 1 REQ card which lets you spawn Flood Spores?

lvl 5 REQ card… golf club

lvl 9 REQ GRAVITY HAMMER switch’s gravity when used

Lvl 5 REQ Traitor - Switch team with anyone on the other team.

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> A REQ card that doubles your damage output, but rotates your vision 180 degrees. Up is down and left is right.

Oh snap! That would be so freaking hard to pull off a kill even with 2x dmg

“The Puma” a puma skinned warthog that plays Simmons favorite songs.

Smack Talk REQ, which makes your spartan talk smack to your team rather than the usual canned callouts.

The Freckles Assault Rifle. It talks to you, befriends you, and shoots confetti when you shoot at a teammate.

A level 1 power weapon called Rock Launcher. It’s a slingshot that fires a projectile (doesn,t hit instantly, has travel time like a rocket) and is a three shot kill.

Two sticks and a rock. Level six REQ to replace those fancy shmancy tanks!

Summon a minion by your side! You can unlock diffrent variations like grunts, marines, ect. They will follow you and shoot also. If you die they stay there till defeated!
Can range from req lvl 5-9!

Level 9 req your MOM! OOOOOOOOOHHHHH

A level 6 req that instantly kills you and gets you tbagged.

A Level 1 REQ where you can summon a monitor by your side that constantly hums, sputters, remarks that it is a genius, and continuously says, “Unacceptable, absolutely unnacceptable.”

Level 1 clown suit with stilts: You gain an advantage of height on the enemy but are bright yellow with a literal target on your back and a multicolored wig. Ideally it would have a grunt birthday party sound whenever someone headshots you.

These are good :smiley: