Before you ask, THIS IS THE REDPUBLIC! CAPS LOCK IS GLUED IN THE ON POSITION!!!
THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A RECRUITMENT POSTER!!! BECAUSE RED! DEAL WITH IT!!
NOW, TO SERIOUS BUSINESS! THIS IS OUR RIDICULOUS AND SOMEWHAT TROLL FRIENDLY RE####ED ROLEPLAY FACTION FOR AWESOME PEOPLE!!! WE ARE A HEAVILY MILITARIZED STAR WARSY DERPFEST!!! BECAUSE THAT AIN’T CONTRADICTORY!!!
FEAR MY CHEESE AND JOIN THE REDPUBLIC!!! FAIL RP IS OUR RP!!!