Now, I’m sure everyone’s aware that Blue and Red team have fought in the show, but it’s never been a serious battle. It usually ends in comedic fashion or one side is seriously fighting but the other suffered a Caboose, so they weren’t up for a fight.
Both teams are mounting an offense in Blood Gulch, no Freelancers, both teams’ members have what weapons they are seen with most in the series (obliviously). Both teams get their respective vehicles (Red: the Puma, Blue: Sheila) and all non-Freelancer members that have been on either team throughout the series are present.
No silly blunders, flunders or goofs will stops the two teams from fighting this time. Church leads Blue and Sarge leads Red. (obliviously, fl3x)
I think it would really come down to church and Tucker vs Sarge and Simmons. The only time caboose and grif are actually effective in combat are through “silly blunders, flunders or goofs”
The puma was the name of the red warthog If I remember correctly, and Sheila is an ai controlled tank. So now blue has the advantage.
Here’s how I think it will go down:
Sarge and Tucker square off in a sword vs shotgun duel. They trade, both die. Now it comes down to churches poor sniper aim and Simmons. Simmons now without a leader charges angrily towards church firing somewhat accurately. Church fires 3 shots and hits with the second round, Simmons fires many rounds from his battle rifle hitting enough shots to take down churches shields. Church fires his final sniper round, luck being on his side hitting Simmons in the head killing him, Simmons’ body spasms causing his fingers to clench and fire off the last burst of his br straight at Church. They both die. All members of blue and red team are dead. Now just their unused vehicles are just sitting, vacant. Never given an order.
It’s a tie.
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> I think it would really come down to church and Tucker vs Sarge and Simmons. The only time caboose and grif are actually effective in combat are through “silly blunders, flunders or goofs”
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> The puma was the name of the red warthog If I remember correctly, and Sheila is an ai controlled tank. So now blue has the advantage.
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> Here’s how I think it will go down:
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> Sarge and Tucker square off in a sword vs shotgun duel. They trade, both die. Now it comes down to churches poor sniper aim and Simmons. Simmons now without a leader charges angrily towards church firing somewhat accurately. Church fires 3 shots and hits with the second round, Simmons fires many rounds from his battle rifle hitting enough shots to take down churches shields. Church fires his final sniper round, luck being on his side hitting Simmons in the head killing him, Simmons’ body spasms causing his fingers to clench and fire off the last burst of his br straight at Church. They both die. All members of blue and red team are dead. Now just their unused vehicles are just sitting, vacant. Never given an order.
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> It’s a tie.
Like I said, all members who have ever been on the team are here. What about Lopez, Grif’s sister, etc? There can be some goofatry, but only to a realistic degree, because Caboose and Grif are going to cause some regardless of whether we God’s disable it.
Just no blundering Deus Ex Machinas.
Caboose would technically solo if he’s angry. Top that on with his aim bot assault rifle.
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> > I think it would really come down to church and Tucker vs Sarge and Simmons. The only time caboose and grif are actually effective in combat are through “silly blunders, flunders or goofs”
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> > The puma was the name of the red warthog If I remember correctly, and Sheila is an ai controlled tank. So now blue has the advantage.
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> > Here’s how I think it will go down:
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> > Sarge and Tucker square off in a sword vs shotgun duel. They trade, both die. Now it comes down to churches poor sniper aim and Simmons. Simmons now without a leader charges angrily towards church firing somewhat accurately. Church fires 3 shots and hits with the second round, Simmons fires many rounds from his battle rifle hitting enough shots to take down churches shields. Church fires his final sniper round, luck being on his side hitting Simmons in the head killing him, Simmons’ body spasms causing his fingers to clench and fire off the last burst of his br straight at Church. They both die. All members of blue and red team are dead. Now just their unused vehicles are just sitting, vacant. Never given an order.
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> > It’s a tie.
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> Like I said, all members who have ever been on the team are here. What about Lopez, Grif’s sister, etc? There can be some goofatry, but only to a realistic degree, because Caboose and Grif are going to cause some regardless of whether we God’s disable it.
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> Just no blundering Deus Ex Machinas.
Oh, I didn’t read that part. I’m not going to retype out another imaginary battle but now you have my opinion for the main cast.
the only winner could be caboose. The only one that has ever someone from those teams. Besides, the only thing he could need to defeat others is to be told that he needs to help them.
Fairly certain they wouldn’t fight in the first place. The only one who’d actually attack would be Sarge. Everyone else would just go sit in their base.