Red vs Blue (non serious answers)

So give a funny non serious reason why red would fight blue.

Mine: They were arguing about what color to paint the barracks (red or blue), so they started using violence.

—Mum, where does the war come from?
—You’ll see; when a red hates a blue one… its seed is shot to his head collapsing his body.

Competitive vs Casuals :smiley:

u c wut i did thar? ^.^

Pro-sprint vs Anti-Sprint

True Halo vs Gimmick Halo

I can go on all day :smiley:

> Competitive vs Casuals :smiley:
>
> u c wut i did thar? ^.^
>
> Pro-sprint vs Anti-Sprint
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> True Halo vs Gimmick Halo
>
> I can go on all day :smiley:

Dang ain’t that true.

Red spartans demanded pie for the graduation ceremony while the Blues demanded cake. The resulting argument was not pretty.

> Competitive vs Casuals :smiley:
>
> u c wut i did thar? ^.^
>
> Pro-sprint vs Anti-Sprint
>
> True Halo vs Gimmick Halo
>
> I can go on all day :smiley:

So one side has Armourlock, Jetpacks, Sprint, energy swords, Shotguns, AR’s and rockets, the other side has BR’s and snipers?

> Competitive vs Casuals :smiley:
>
> u c wut i did thar? ^.^
>
> Pro-sprint vs Anti-Sprint
>
> True Halo vs Gimmick Halo
>
> I can go on all day :smiley:

True Story Bro!

> So give a funny non serious reason why red would fight blue.
>
>
> Mine: They were arguing about what color to paint the barracks (red or blue), so they started using violence.

Better:

Sarge why do you hate blue so much?

Sarge: simple they are blue and they must die! Blues must lose this war! thinks (I don’t know why, but that’s just how it is)

> > So give a funny non serious reason why red would fight blue.
> >
> >
> > Mine: They were arguing about what color to paint the barracks (red or blue), so they started using violence.
>
> Better:
>
> Sarge why do you hate blue so much?
>
> Sarge: simple they are blue and they must die! Blues must lose this war! thinks (I don’t know why, but that’s just how it is)

Sarge: Suck it blue!!!
Simmons: Yeah!!! suck it blue!!!

We all know how bad Sarge hates dem dirty blues, :smiley:

They are simulation troopers.

Red vs. Blue is finally becoming canon! XD

> > Competitive vs Casuals :smiley:
> >
> > u c wut i did thar? ^.^
> >
> > Pro-sprint vs Anti-Sprint
> >
> > True Halo vs Gimmick Halo
> >
> > I can go on all day :smiley:
>
> So one side has Armourlock, Jetpacks, Sprint, energy swords, Shotguns, AR’s and rockets, the other side has BR’s and snipers?

Actually competitive would have Rockets aswell as they’re in MLG.

Bloods VS Crips

Ice-T says so