Hey everyone. Are you sick of having to carry your team of bad kids and their guests? Are you done with being a random? Are you sick of people rushing to get sniper, then choking with every shot? Are you sick of your team quitting on you? Ever play MLG and NO ONE else has a mic? Are you SO F’ING FED UP with clueless randoms in CTF games who actually run back to their OWN base when the other team has your flag, as if the other team is going to bring it back there?!??!?!?!
Well I sure am.
That’s why I would like to recruit a team of equally-skilled, decent players for mostly Team Slayer, Team Objective, and occasionally MLG and other things.
Now, before you go, wah wah but you don’t have a ridiculously good K/D ratio… etc. yeah, I’m not a pro, not looking to be a pro. I play a lot of games against teams that have good team work and team shooting, so yeah, that’s why I am here!
So what do I mean by “decent”? Above average players, that can pick up other people that are struggling, and work together with a team to all get better and win more games. Be willing to learn, and teach. Lead and follow. Be comfortable with ANY weapon on the map. Know maps inside and out. If you’re interested, read on.
About me: I am a committed Halo player that played some H2, tons of H3 and Reach, and can’t wait to play H4. I have lots of fun playing. I like watching pros on twitch.tv. My favorite players to watch on there are Ninja and Absolutely. I also like T2 and a bunch of others in general. My favorite game type is probably CTF games, because of the strategy involved, but have fun in everything EXCEPT I don’t care for Invasion. I like most custom games too. As a player, I favor the DMR and sniper. I can slay, but also understand how to win objective games. I am a good communicator, and know all the MLG callouts, but it’s ok if you don’t. I am a fast learner and have been told I am a good teacher. I’m pretty chill, but very competitive. I don’t scream or get mad easily, except at ten games in a row with noob teammates. AAAARRRGGGHHHHH!!! lol, again that’s why I’m here!
So, now for the requirements. This post is purposefully long, to weed out the people that lack the uh, ability? lol, or patience to read the whole thing. Which leads me to the first requirement:
Intelligence. This has so many definitions, so let me break it down.
a) In-game intelligence. I play a lot of Objective games, so knowing logical strategy in these games is crucial. We would obviously go over this during practice games. Decision making during games must be on point. To go for the kill, or run and to cover to stay alive. To arm the bomb, or drop it and shoot. To chase a 1-shot enemy, or let hiim go… etc. Again, we can all learn how to deal with these as a team.
b) Being a fast learner. A huge part of gaming is being not only able to react, but to pick up on patterns in what the enemies are doing, and being able to adjust. Also learning as a team is crucial.
c) Sense of humor. This is one of the highest forms of intelligence. I love trolling people, and been at it since before it was mainstream. My idea of trolling is if someone sends a nasty message to any member of my team, we are able to comeback with the meanest, funniest, most ridiculous responses. My ideal team would be people that can laugh at other people that try to laugh at us. More on this if you join.
Be a decent shot. Being able to out-DMR the slight majority of people you face is all I ask. Like, at least 60% of the time you’re winning DMR battles. And you must be handy with the sniper.
Be a team player. This is mandatory. You must agree to the idea that there is no such thing as stealing a kill. Ever. You are team shooting. OK, one exception. If you Yoink a kill with no other enemies around on purpose, that’s kind of a -Yoink- move. But if you can vibe with a team, that probably wouldn’t happen.
Communication. No mic? No play. That’s it. Not communicating is like playing one handed. Why would you handicap yourself? By the way, I’ve been told my voice sounds like Eeore from Winnie the Pooh. I can’t help that. Deal with it.jpg lol.
Be competitive. We can joke around and be funny and mess with people, but when it’s game time, we need to win. I am really competitive but also not a -Yoink- about it. I don’t get mad and scream or anything, but I do try to do well.
Last, but not least, be Committed. Have the time and ability to play on a somewhat regular schedule, to be decided later. Make sure you really want to be part of a team before you join. Otherwise you might be taking a spot from someone else who is ready.
For the record, I don’t care about team names, emblems, clans, whatever. I’ll go with anything.
If this post comes across mean or demanding, please know I’m pretty laid back in person.
That’s it. As you can see the GT is: FOAR BOXXY. Hit me up with a message on XBL please, saying you’re from waypoint and want to be part of the team. I’ll get back to you with details. Can’t wait to start pwning with you guys!