Today I will be showing you a extra special recipe as to how to make the most recent entry into the Halo series, Halo 5:Guardians to make this you will need to add these following ingredients but it is important when finding these ingredients you find the most generic and used ingredients after all its 343 making Halo 5 you will need:
2x cups of bile
3x teaspoons of artificial nostalgia
Half a sprinkle of the original Halo formula
3x pounds of Oscar bait (after all we do need to need to kill of a few main characters to make our campaign remotely okay)
1.5x weeks of value
20x of the most cheapest servers you can find to run the multiplayer, focus primarily on Americans for the first year
15x poor updates to fix a game that should of been working at launch
1x freshly laid dump
About a dozen large briefcases for the profit made later on
50x nails for the coffin
- Pour all ingredients into a bowl and mix furiously while punching the bowl with your fist if any ingredients fall out of the bowl during this process those are just the long time fans who we can allow ourselves to give up on
2-4. We can afford to skip steps - Take bowl of mixed ingredients to your oven and turn to the max setting as you watch your Halo 5 guardians begin to char, scream and become tasteless aside from the mouthful of ash after woods
- Once burnt to a crisp pluck out any of the original Halo formula as that was just for show
- Pull out a hacksaw and start manually grinding your Halo 5 guardians until you hear your copy screaming for mercy
- Put on a plate and serve. mmmmmmmmmmmm how delicious
If you have any further cooking steps as to how make halo 5 guardians please add to the comments after all we do want to make this a delicious treat