Reason why Johnson will return

Locke is the name of a character from Lost. The show, Lost frequently uses the number pattern 4 8 15 16 23 42. Those numbers added together are 108. Sergeant Johnson died in Halo 3. 108 divided by 3 is 36. Sergeant Major Avery Johnson has 25 letters in his name. 36 minus 25 is 11. There are 8 halo games. 11 minus 8 is 3. The Arbiter appears in 3 games (2,3,5). The name Arbiter has 7 letters in his name, his real name Thel Vadam has 10 letters. 10 minus 7 is 3. 3 prophets led the covenant: Truth, Regret, and Mercy comprises of 16 letters. The Covenant has 8 letters in its name. 16 dived by 8 is 2. In halo 2, Delta halo is discovered. Delta Halo has 9 letters in its name. Gravemind is on delta halo and has 9 letters in his name. 9 minus 9 equals 0. Master chief has died 0 times. Master chief has 11 letters. Master Chiefs number is 117. 117 plus 11 = 128. 128 divided by 128 is 1. Johnson usually has 1 cigar. Cigar has 5 letters in it. There it is, it is confirmed, Johnson will return in Halo 5.

He was Laser’d.

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> He was Laser’d.

Brah, it is a funny post, like all of those millions of " Half-Life 3 Confirmed" posts on the internet. He did not mean it literally.

To the OP, lolololol.

ZOMGGGGG I bet Jacob Keyes, Miranda Keyes, Heretic Leader, Prophet of Truth Mercy and Regret,Cortana, 343 Guilty Spark, Noble Team, The Rookie, Flipyap, and of course…

SPARTAN 1337 WILL ALL RETURN

Flawless.

I have to commend you, OP; this is a seriously hilarious post.

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> ZOMGGGGG I bet Jacob Keyes, Miranda Keyes, Heretic Leader, Prophet of Truth Mercy and Regret,Cortana, 343 Guilty Spark, Noble Team, The Rookie, Flipyap, and of course…
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> SPARTAN 1337 WILL ALL RETURN

343 Guilty Spark isn’t dead. Although he was heavily damaged, his remains were recovered and repaired by the UNSC Rubicon in 2557 and it awoke ancient human personalities inside him, including Chakas and the Lord of Admirals. 343 Guilty Spark/Chakas then assumed control of the ship to search for the Librarian.

However, Johnson is most certainly dead. If Spark’s lasers didn’t kill him, Halo’s radiation and the Ark’s destruction with have.
People need to accept that he’s dead. It’s been eight years.

Post title has 5 words, OP’s name has 2 words. 5-2=3. Half life 3 = confirmed.

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> > ZOMGGGGG I bet Jacob Keyes, Miranda Keyes, Heretic Leader, Prophet of Truth Mercy and Regret,Cortana, 343 Guilty Spark, Noble Team, The Rookie, Flipyap, and of course…
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> > SPARTAN 1337 WILL ALL RETURN
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> 343 Guilty Spark isn’t dead. Although he was heavily damaged, his remains were recovered and repaired by the UNSC Rubicon in 2557 and it awoke ancient human personalities inside him, including Chakas and the Lord of Admirals. 343 Guilty Spark/Chakas then assumed control of the ship to search for the Librarian.
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> However, Johnson is most certainly dead. If Spark’s lasers didn’t kill him, Halo’s radiation and the Ark’s destruction with have.
> People need to accept that he’s dead. It’s been eight years.

WTF? That little glowing -Yoink- needs to die for good already.

didact fuel doesn’t melt guilty spark beams.

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> > ZOMGGGGG I bet Jacob Keyes, Miranda Keyes, Heretic Leader, Prophet of Truth Mercy and Regret,Cortana, 343 Guilty Spark, Noble Team, The Rookie, Flipyap, and of course…
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> > SPARTAN 1337 WILL ALL RETURN
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> 343 Guilty Spark isn’t dead. Although he was heavily damaged, his remains were recovered and repaired by the UNSC Rubicon in 2557 and it awoke ancient human personalities inside him, including Chakas and the Lord of Admirals. 343 Guilty Spark/Chakas then assumed control of the ship to search for the Librarian.
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> However, Johnson is most certainly dead. If Spark’s lasers didn’t kill him, Halo’s radiation and the Ark’s destruction with have.
> People need to accept that he’s dead. It’s been eight years.

Ok, I guarantee a vaporized that light bulb.

This is great! Now we can finally stop mourning over the loss! Glad Johnson is actually, FOR REAL, returning in Halo 5: Guardians. Trust me, there is noooo sarcasm in this post.

Wow…

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> Post title has 5 words, OP’s name has 2 words. 5-2=3. Half life 3 = confirmed.

Win

love this

I hate math.

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> didact fuel doesn’t melt guilty spark beams.

I didn’t deserve to read this XD

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> Locke is the name of a character from Lost. The show, Lost frequently uses the number pattern 4 8 15 16 23 42. Those numbers added together are 108. Sergeant Johnson died in Halo 3. 108 divided by 3 is 36. Sergeant Major Avery Johnson has 25 letters in his name. 36 minus 25 is 11. There are 8 halo games. 11 minus 8 is 3. The Arbiter appears in 3 games (2,3,5). The name Arbiter has 7 letters in his name, his real name Thel Vadam has 10 letters. 10 minus 7 is 3. 3 prophets led the covenant: Truth, Regret, and Mercy comprises of 16 letters. The Covenant has 8 letters in its name. 16 dived by 8 is 2. In halo 2, Delta halo is discovered. Delta Halo has 9 letters in its name. Gravemind is on delta halo and has 9 letters in his name. 9 minus 9 equals 0. Master chief has died 0 times. Master chief has 11 letters. Master Chiefs number is 117. 117 plus 11 = 128. 128 divided by 128 is 1. Johnson usually has 1 cigar. Cigar has 5 letters in it. There it is, it is confirmed, Johnson will return in Halo 5.

Illuminati confirmed.

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> I hate math.

Same here I have an F in math lol and this forum doesn’t make sense Johnson was lasered and died in your arms after you destroyed spark so that’s confusing

Also whenever you killed him in Halo CE he came back to life lol