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Probably a strange cultural joke, since we’re actually Roman Centurions rather than Greek. Also tragic, but most of us seem to be built for a Mars colonisation mission that never even happened. Nevertheless, for the benefit of Bill and Melinda Gates who seem to have a massive interest in this, to the point of running a billion dollar games business and forming US military links, here’s my informal list of some others in the crew. Moderators, please consult either Gates or Balmer before treating this as spam, or at least look at the evidence. You may even get a promotion or pay bonus, woo. (Otherwise I have better things to do than get extra abuse, sigh.)
carly rae jepson
~ cultural influence: astro-physics
~ special skill: spinning
~ characteristic: enthusiasm
selma blair
~ cultural influence: nightclub snogging
~ special skill: falling from a roof
~ characteristic: observation
denise van outen
~ cultural influence: daytime high heels
~ special skill: surround-sound hearing
~ characteristic: grace
sharon stone (hackerman)
~ cultural influence: human growling
~ special skill: electron-smelling
~ characteristic: foreboding
chris morris
~ cultural influence: metropolitan cycling
~ special skill: quadra-ped running
~ characteristic: optimism
baltar
~ cultural influence: beady sweat
~ special skill: spacial awareness
~ characteristic: pragmatism
kristy (barbariana)
~ cultural influence: death staring
~ special skill: self-zombification
~ characteristic: pessimism
mark (moss)
~ cultural influence: shifty stares
~ special skill: long-range heat vision
~ characteristic: encouragement
ash (sigrid)
~ cultural influence: saying thank you
~ special skill: epic jumping
~ characteristic: faith
kim (lazytown)
~ cultural influence: high pitched laughing
~ special skill: pain tolerance
~ characteristic: precaution
- kylie minogue
~ cultural influence: programming
~ special skill: robotification
~ characteristic: diversity
old-dude (hms belfast)
~ cultural influence: organic food
~ special skill: balance
~ characteristic: boldness