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I recently lost an arm while making burritos at Senora Burritos. So please, be kind.
I have:
0.64 k/d
10% win loss (but that is just because my team sucks)
I do sometimes play blindfolded, while placing the right thumbstick up my -Yoink-, and using my hip flexing to aim.
I think I’m gonna go try out for an mlg tourny, but I’d have to check if I’m allowed to place the thumbstick in my -Yoink-.
> moral of the story?
Don’t -Yoinking!- work at Senora Burritos 
Well, this is pointless.
lol
You play blindfolded? You just made your thread a joke. It made me chuckle a bit
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Sorry to hear that. If you had made the burritos with your -Blam!- instead, you wouldn’t have lost anything important, and you’d be able to play Halo 4 at a much higher skill. If you really did lose your arm, I hope it grows back or you get a new mechanical one, but I hope everyone learns from your mistake.
I lost one of my closest friends to a burrito.
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> Sorry to hear that. If you had made the burritos with your -Blam!- instead, you wouldn’t have lost anything important, and you’d be able to play Halo 4 at a much higher skill. If you really did lose your arm, I hope it grows back or you get a new mechanical one, but I hope everyone learns from your mistake.
I’ve never thought of it that way. It wouldn’t be sanitary though, right? You wouldn’t want to eat my -Yoink- burrito now would you?
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> I lost one of my closest friends to a burrito.
Was it one of Senora’s? I had one and nearly died on the toilet of -Yoink- distress.
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> Well, this is pointless.
> lol
> You play blindfolded? You just made your thread a joke. It made me chuckle a bit
Well, who would want to look at himself when he has a stick up his -Yoink-? Hmmm…? No one that’s who.
That’s enough of that.
LOCKED.