Ranking system explained

Games Other Halo
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So I have been thinking about this for a very very long time. With the ranked system in previous games, bosters, derankers, and noobs plagued it and made it -Yoink!-. I learned that the 1-50 is flawed in itself! So instead of trying to fix it, they should scrap it and throw the idea in the trash. Luckily, 343 is good at that so shouldn’t be a problem.
Instead of 1-50, Halo 4 should be Mop-Fried Keesh.

I know what you are thinking “Sounds awesome! But how does it work?” Well [Insert name here], I am glad you asked! The Mop to Fried Keesh ranking system (or M-FKRS as we nicknamed it) will have you go through various ranks such as pickle, bicycle, Eiffel Tower, Pentagon, and so on. This will eliminate the need for a number system because there is NO ORDER! its totally random! Never know what you are gonna get next.

All players will be paired with their own ranks. For example, You have the rank of Hamburger, then you will be paired with other hamburgers. For balance when playing with friends of different ranks we have two options.
1:We average the two (or more) ranks. For example, Hamburger and Bucket would be paired up with Toothpaste.
2: The second option we have is you are paired with people of your rank, and your friend has no one of his. What happens to your friend you might ask? Well since pairing him with someone of your rank was unfair to begin with, he will spawn and automatically die every 3 seconds after he spawns. But to add more variety, he dies in a different animation every single time! This will keep the game fun for infinity (and maybe beyond).

With this ranking system, I see nothing but good things come from this. 343, if you are listening, please incorporate this fool proof system into Halo 4 immediately, or else you game will inevitably suck.

(For those of you with no sense of humor, I would like to point out this is a JOKE! This is not directed at any one person or persons, simply a post to brighten the mood a bit. Hopefully you enjoy and have a few laughs :D)

You are welcome!
Stay Frosty, my friends.
~Critical

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Remember, if anyone complains, simply tell them “Adapt”. That will fix everything.
The ranking system of tomorrow… TODAY!

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Priceless…

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> Priceless…

That is what I would say… if I did not want to be paid in full for this glorious idea

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> > Priceless…
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> Remember, if anyone complains, simply tell them “Adapt”. That will fix everything.
> The ranking system of tomorrow… TODAY!

This is the greatest quote I have ever read. All the little nerds on this site always yelling “ADAPT” and snickering like they just did the funniest thing of all times. Awesome thread, thanks for the laugh.

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> > > Priceless…
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> > Remember, if anyone complains, simply tell them “Adapt”. That will fix everything.
> > The ranking system of tomorrow… TODAY!
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> This is the greatest quote I have ever read. All the little nerds on this site always yelling “ADAPT” and snickering like they just did the funniest thing of all times. Awesome thread, thanks for the laugh.

Glad I could Help :3 This forumcould use a little more wit.

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Also, new idea for campaign, for those of you who like to play on Easy, we can instead of tweaking the damage done to you by half, why not just eliminate damage done to you at all?

Introducing…

Stormtrooper mode!

Instead of editing anything, we simply replace every enemy with Stormtroopers. For those of you who don’t like it? Tough

And for Legendary… You… ARRREEE THE STORMTROOPER! To increase the difficult, your guns all fine at a 90 degree angle. To make things interesting, you never know which direction is pointing! Hardest Campaign ever for those who like a challenge.

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[Generic complaint post about invisible ranking system]

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I just laughed my -Yoink- off, that was great.

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> I just laughed my -Yoink!- off, that was great.

Could you remind me what body part the -Yoink- is located at? And is it a medical emergency that it fell off from exposure to laughing?

One last question… Is it contagious?

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> > I just laughed my -Yoink!- off, that was great.
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> Could you remind me what body part the -Yoink- is located at? And is it a medical that it fell off from exposure to laughing?
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> One last question… Is it contagious?

The -Yoink!- is located er, uhm… next question…

I think so, I was diagnosed with this affliction quite some time ago.

Very. In fact, you might have already contracted it by just reading this.

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> > > I just laughed my -Yoink!- off, that was great.
> >
> > Could you remind me what body part the -Yoink- is located at? And is it a medical that it fell off from exposure to laughing?
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> > One last question… Is it contagious?
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> The -Yoink!- is located er, uhm… next question…
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> I think so, I was diagnosed with this affliction quite some time ago.
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> Very. In fact, you might have already contracted it by just reading this.

Oh my gawd… WHAT HAVE YOU DONE! YOU HAVE INFECTED THE ENTIRE HALO COMMUNITY! (At least that is what I have heard on these forums). How does it feel to be the start of the next Plague sir?

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Just ranked up to Chicken Fingers. HAH! Noobs.

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Best… Post… EVER!

Better than all those whiny threads about the ranking system

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> Best… Post… EVER!
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> Better than all those whiny threads about the ranking system

Whining about whiners makes you a whiner too. Its a vicious cycle my friend, tread lightly

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> > Best… Post… EVER!
> >
> > Better than all those whiny threads about the ranking system
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> Whining about whiners makes you a whiner too. Its a vicious cycle my friend, tread lightly

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I had my account banned a while back, decided to hop back on from about a month, all I see are these stupid rank threads. Not trying to whine, I just get tired of see them all over the place. To be honest I thought this was one of those topics, glad I read it though.

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just reached the rank of lasagna!

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> just reached the rank of lasagna!

My gawd… Such skill! Bro, are you like… MLG?

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> > > Best… Post… EVER!
> > >
> > > Better than all those whiny threads about the ranking system
> >
> > Whining about whiners makes you a whiner too. Its a vicious cycle my friend, tread lightly
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> I had my account banned a while back, decided to hop back on from about a month, all I see are these stupid rank threads. Not trying to whine, I just get tired of see them all over the place. To be honest I thought this was one of those topics, glad I read it though.

Glad I could brighten up the forums a bit :3

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> [Generic complaint post about invisible ranking system]

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[generic post complaining about your complaining by complaining from your complaining]