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All I want for Christmas is Ranked Team Snipers to return to Halo 5 matchmaking. This is not a joke; on December 1st I overnighted my letter to the North Pole for Santa, just in time for him to begin making arrangements with all y’all Grinches at 343 who took it away from us over 7 months ago. Listen, I’m not one to speak on Santa’s behalf, but I’d listen to the jolly bast4rd if any of you want even half a stocking this year. Thanks in advance for not ruining my Christmas.
-Jeffweena