Racism in Halo 5

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We need to solve the rampant racism in halo.
Here is how you can be PC in Halo:
Sanghelli:
Those “aliens” you call “elites” and “split-jaws” have names you know. They are called Sanghelli, A proud and culturally interesting INTELLIGENT species. They don’t deserve to have their language mocked. Wort Wort Wort means " I surrender." why else would their hands be up?
jiralhanae:
Those "apes"or “brutes” you see in Halo are called jiralhanae, and it is not PC to call them violent and aggressive. You would be mad too if you were shot a dozen times.
Unggoy:
Those that you call “grunts” and “midgets” and “target practice” are called Unggoy. These people have endured slavery and Genocide. They are used by others constantly, and all they have to hope for are food -Yoink!-.
Kig-Yar
The “Jackles” and “dinosaurs” and “the reason why Halo 2 Legendary Difficulty is unfair.” are, in PC terms, called Kig-Yar. They are a wonderful race of beautiful males and females. They deserve respect, not sniper trick shots to the head.
Humans:
A race of mostly WHITE CIS MALE DEMONS who clearly need to learn their privilege. They own most of the known galaxy, and were chosen for the Mantle of Responsibility. The other races only fought against them to protect their gods’ creations from them stepping on them with their filthy footsteps.

Now that I have taught you how to be PC in Halo, I advise you spread the word, and let everyone know to properly treat the covenant races with respect.

Amen.

I know this is satirical, but I’m pretty sure a lot of these terms originated from the Covenant themselves, not the humans.

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> I know this is satirical, but I’m pretty sure a lot of these terms originated from the Covenant themselves, not the humans.

Pretty sure the shipmaster refers to his troops as his “elites” in H2