Ive made one that is like skyrims “I Used to be an adventurer but i took an arrow to the knee” mine centers around infection here it is lol: “I used to be last man then i took a Energy Sword to the knee”
I used to laugh at bad jokes, then I took an Im 4EvA Chaos to the knee.
OT: I somehow find a way to insert stereotypes regarding certain countries into my Halo gameplay, usually when I get frustrated at factors such as foreign host.
EDIT: Accidental double post.
Oh vey!
well lol i though it was a funny 1 but hey that could be because im a blond lol:p
My fav from all of halo games is way back in old school days.
I just finished a hard day at work drop’n pizza’s off to pep’s and it was 3 in the morning, so i boot up my Xbox and deiced that i was going to play Halo CE on that legendary diff. After doing some things i can not talk about on this forum i was in game mode all chilled and my xbox blaring through my stereo. Yes this was back before surround sound, when multi= lan, and there was no such thing as xboxlive.(I know im old get over it.) So i am at the point where you could stick a fork in me and call it a feast if you get my wind. I booted up the game put it on legendary watching the cut scene, aghast at the awesome details and i hear this.
" Well I don’t care if its God’s own personal Anti-son of a -Yoink- killing machine, or a giant hula-hoop we are not going to let them have it." Sgt. Johnson (Back then though he had no name)
I started laughing my -Yoink- off, and watched the intro about 3 more times, leaving it on some peoples answering machines as well. ( Yes people didn’t have cell phones back then like they did today. )
anyways that was and still is my Fav. Halo line and will be for the rest of my life. Also any time i have a chance to use it I do ec. as follows.
"I dont care if its God own anti-S.O.B. killing machine, or a death trap with no floor board, this car is getting us to Tampa. ( It did by the way, and back home i miss that gremlin.)
" I dont care if its God’s own anti-S.O.B. killing machine, or a firework made by a blind one armed postal worker, this Sh** is going blow that tree stump to hell and back." ( yeah umm… well it did do what i thought it would but… also burned down the barn and was not the best way to meet our local volunteer fire dept.)
“I dont care if its Gods own anti-S.O.B. killing machine, or the local hospitals idea to increase their cash flow that breakfast bagel is going down.” (That right there is the reason i never eat any food that is not candy from a gas station)
“I dont care if its Gods own anti-S.O.B. killing machine, or my own demented subconscious idea for population control, Im going full pike on my roller blades.”( After a few… ok more like 2 bruised ribs and most of my left side the color of a grandma’s cheep hair die… I did it. Then i got to see a few M.D.'s and convince the police that my girl did not beat me up. )
there are a lot more but… well i don’t think i could post them with out getting a ban or something, there are kids in here after all.