- Be host
- See number one
Spam nades wherever, whenever even if there is no reason too. People generally quit less the more they get naded by every enemy.
- Always play on 10 sensitivity or else you’re a noob
- Use the BR ALWAYS
- Nades are your best friend, throw as many of them as you can
- Betray your team for power weapons
- -Yoink!- the other team even though you’re losing
- Play as an Elite
- Scream “LAG” when you are killed.
Congratulations, you are MLG Pro!
You must never forget that this is not a game, and in no -Yoinking!- capacity should you ever have fun while playing it. Also, if you’re not using the BR at any given moment, then you must be a n00by scrub who doesn’t understand basic mechanics of being super-pro at this game. Because really, whats with this idea of using the AR at close range rather than the BR? It’s such a silly concept, using a CQB weapon in a CQB situation.
How to be worse at the game:
- Blame host
How to be better: Don’t miss a single shot and learn to evade bullets.
100% efficacy
I know you’re trolling, but just stopping in to say that people who cry about host are typically just the inferior player looking for excuses. Yes the host has an advantage, but it doesn’t decide games.
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> I know you’re trolling, but just stopping in to say that people who cry about host are typically just the inferior player looking for excuses. Yes the host has an advantage, but it doesn’t decide games.
It does sometimes, this is a fact I have played against decent players and know that I have probably only defeated them due to having host in the past. This is especially the case for Halo 3 if I pull host in Halo 3 I feel like I become an unstoppable killing machine and not even rockets directly exploding beneath my feet shall stop me from getting my perfection and carrying my team to victory.
That is some great tips put there
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> How to be worse at the game:
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> 1. Blame host
Totally agree!
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> 1. Be host
> 2. See number one
Hosts for CE actually have a harder time with hit registration. You’ve been informed.
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> 1. Always play on 10 sensitivity or else you’re a noob
> 2. Use the BR ALWAYS
> 3. Nades are your best friend, throw as many of them as you can
> 4. Betray your team for power weapons
> 5. -Yoink!- the other team even though you’re losing
> 6. Play as an Elite
> 7. Scream “LAG” when you are killed.
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> Congratulations, you are MLG Pro!
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No , just player bumper jumper
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Yes
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Nah, you should be playing with homies anyway. I only play with a team of 3+
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When you’re winning
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It can help
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Use C&A to verify when you are host - if you are the party leader among a full team (good connection) you get it about 75% of the time.
Impressive
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> You must never forget that this is not a game, and in no -Yoinking!- capacity should you ever have fun while playing it. Also, if you’re not using the BR at any given moment, then you must be a n00by scrub who doesn’t understand basic mechanics of being super-pro at this game. Because really, whats with this idea of using the AR at close range rather than the BR? It’s such a silly concept, using a CQB weapon in a CQB situation.
Halo must never, ever be mistaken for a “game”. It’s a serious sport with ridiculously high stakes, and if you aren’t balls out in it to win it 100% of the time, you should just be playing CoD with the other scrubnoobs.
And if you ever switch from your BR, you should be immediately kicked from the game and perma-banned from matchmaking because you’re not worth a space on anyone’s team.
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> > You must never forget that this is not a game, and in no -Yoinking!- capacity should you ever have fun while playing it. Also, if you’re not using the BR at any given moment, then you must be a n00by scrub who doesn’t understand basic mechanics of being super-pro at this game. Because really, whats with this idea of using the AR at close range rather than the BR? It’s such a silly concept, using a CQB weapon in a CQB situation.
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> Halo must never, ever be mistaken for a “game”. It’s a serious sport with ridiculously high stakes, and if you aren’t balls out in it to win it 100% of the time, you should just be playing CoD with the other scrubnoobs.
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> And if you ever switch from your BR, you should be immediately kicked from the game and perma-banned from matchmaking because you’re not worth a space on anyone’s team.
But what if I have snipes or rockets? Do I still get insta banned? Even if I swap weapons for like a millisecond to switch my -Yoink- -Yoink- secondary weapon for one of these? Best I give up now then off to COD I go :(.
I was hoping to find some tips to get better.
Snipers are your friend. Always betray for the snipers. And if you can’t 360 no-scope an elite from across the map, then you are a n00b and deserve to be kicked from the game.
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> > > You must never forget that this is not a game, and in no -Yoinking!- capacity should you ever have fun while playing it. Also, if you’re not using the BR at any given moment, then you must be a n00by scrub who doesn’t understand basic mechanics of being super-pro at this game. Because really, whats with this idea of using the AR at close range rather than the BR? It’s such a silly concept, using a CQB weapon in a CQB situation.
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> > Halo must never, ever be mistaken for a “game”. It’s a serious sport with ridiculously high stakes, and if you aren’t balls out in it to win it 100% of the time, you should just be playing CoD with the other scrubnoobs.
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> > And if you ever switch from your BR, you should be immediately kicked from the game and perma-banned from matchmaking because you’re not worth a space on anyone’s team.
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> But what if I have snipes or rockets? Do I still get insta banned? Even if I swap weapons for like a millisecond to switch my -Yoink- -Yoink- secondary weapon for one of these? Best I give up now then off to COD I go :(.
I’m glad you understand. See you on CoD, because I won’t be far behind.