*Puts on Captain Hat* There be a storm comin.

Games Other Halo
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Oh man, Only a few more hours, literally today, shall be the day we finally see some Halo 4, I mean legit good ol GOOD footage. Not leaked, Not 4 seconds of MP doo-doo. I mean Campaign glory masterness.

Yet with that comes a ton of threads. And I mean a lot.

Rememeber Game Informer LOLOL. The trollin, the hatin, the ignorance, the mad, the glad, the confused and the Know it Alls.

Well now we got a entire new breed of fellas I can see coming into these forums. Making more topics then it needs to be.

>So. How are you preparing for the Halo 4 forum storm?

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By putting a parental control program on my computer and blocking access to this site.

It’s for my own good, It’s for my own good…

Trolls ain’t gonna be bashing me with their wooden clubs or poking me with their tusks!!

Or mentally scarring me by taking off their damn loin-cloths…

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Brace yourselves, gentlemen, for the immanent -Yoink- storm of rage threads.

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Very soon the storm of hate and -Yoink–baggery will strike all of us my friends. I just hope we can all make out alive, I’ll see you all tomorrow.

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Everybody get naked!

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I am already seeing dark clouds forming on the horizon. Fitting since E3 starts tomorrow.

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Putting on my flame retardant clothes and will wait out the storm here on these forums sipping tea and guiding young ones unto the light!

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I…

will be at work. :frowning:

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It will be a very, very, long day of school tommorow.

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> <mark>>So. How are you preparing for the Halo 4 forum storm?</mark>

By not joining in on it. Sometimes it’s best to just let things happen before getting involved.

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> By putting a parental control program on my computer and blocking access to this site.
>
> It’s for my own good, It’s for my own good…
>
> Trolls ain’t gonna be bashing me with their wooden clubs or poking me with their tusks!!
>
> Or mentally scarring me by taking off their damn loin-cloths…

Storm? More like a category five hurricane.

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Who knows? Maybe there won’t be a single hateful topic? … who am I kidding.

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> Storm? More like a category five hurricane.

That’s no moon…it’s a spacestation o_0

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Okay, now what?

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Don’t give up, we must be the eye of the storm of hate. The only place where winds are below 5 mph and you can see sunlight. We must hold our ground against the haters.

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> Don’t give up, we must be the eye of the storm of hate. The only place where winds are below 5 mph and you can see sunlight. We must hold our ground against the haters.

But…But…I’m so weak, we’ve been fighting them for so long…

Can’t…hold out…Neeed, Med, Pack, and Chocolate milk…

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> Who knows? Maybe there won’t be a single hateful topic? … who am I kidding.

not a whole lot there buddy

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> Brace yourselves, gentlemen, for the immanent Yoink! storm of rage threads.

Better get some popcorn, it’s gonna be a bigger show then e3 itself!

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> > Don’t give up, we must be the eye of the storm of hate. The only place where winds are below 5 mph and you can see sunlight. We must hold our ground against the haters.
>
> But…But…I’m so weak, we’ve been fighting them for so long…
>
> Can’t…hold out…Neeed, Med, Pack, and Chocolate milk…

Grab a med kit, then grab your AR, it’ll be a hell of a fight.

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> > > Don’t give up, we must be the eye of the storm of hate. The only place where winds are below 5 mph and you can see sunlight. We must hold our ground against the haters.
> >
> > But…But…I’m so weak, we’ve been fighting them for so long…
> >
> > Can’t…hold out…Neeed, Med, Pack, and Chocolate milk…
>
> Grab a med kit, then grab your AR, it’ll be a hell of a fight.

Sir, Yes Sir!