Pulse Grenade Boycott June 31st

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Dear friends,

I will begin a boycott of the Pulse Grenade starting June 31st. I invite you all to join me in this exciting venture! I will revert back to grenades from Halo 3 and Halo Reach. If enough of you would kindly join me in this boycott, perhaps 343 will rethink their so-called “Pulse Grenade.”

Post here your greatest frustrations with the Pulse Grenade. Some of you likely object to only spawning with one single Pulse Grenade; why do people who use other grenades get more? I weary of the blatant discrimination. In my opinion, they should nerf the other grenades so that the Pulse Grenade can take its rightful place as the single most dominant grenade in Halo.

Most likely, 343 and their insidious underlings will try to sweep this post under the rug. Don’t let them! Until 343 gives the Pulse Grenade enthusiasts among us fair and equal representation, we must continue this fight! Tell your friends, your neighbors, and your congresspeople! The time has come to force a change!

What is the point of this thread? Boycotting doesn’t work in video games, unless you’re talking about purchases like DLC and future titles.

If you want 343i to improve the quality of game play for pulse nade users you need to make an actual argument in why they need adjustment, and then encourage other people to use them.

It’s unfair we get one pulse grenade but you spawn with two plasma grenades, if I play multiplayer I don’t use it because you get one

I dunno. I really like them in Forerunner Swat. They take skill to use, but they work wonders against unshielded opponents. :smiley:

I really do miss my fire grenades… :frowning:

> I really do miss my fire grenades… :frowning:

Those were good… so was the flamethrower…

I’m hoping we eventually run into a Brute pirate faction that likes to get their pyro on.

> Post here your greatest frustrations with the Pulse Grenade.

I met an opponent who had damage boost 1v1 on Adrift. I threw a Pulse grenade at his feet and finished him off with my Storm Rifle. I bet that was pretty frusrating for him!

> > I really do miss my fire grenades… :frowning:
>
> Those were good… so was the flamethrower…
>
> I’m hoping we eventually run into a Brute pirate faction that <mark>likes to get their pyro on</mark>.

Suddenly, they’re my best friends! PYROPRYORPYORPYORPYORPYORPYPYROPYROPYROPYORPYORPYORPYORPYORPYROPYRO. I know most of these are misspelled. I’m not THAT dumb. :stuck_out_tongue:

Forget the DSM V. If someone is able to use the pulse grenades in a loadout with a straight face that is surely the only symptom worth noting.

I jest, I jest.

There is no June 31st…

Most maps spawn with pulse grenades. It’s a very good grenade in its appropriate range. Frags are overall better and plamsas are far more inconsistent but are good against vehicles, of course.

Last, you can use the grenadier tactical if you’re playing infinity too.

I propose a boycott on any further boycotts. This crap is getting old.

Lol, this is a post making fun of the “boycott Halo 4” and “switch to Halo 3” threads. Surprised none of you saw this! :slight_smile:

> Lol, this is a post making fun of the “boycott Halo 4” and “switch to Halo 3” threads. Surprised none of you saw this! :slight_smile:

Hahahaha, I honestly had a really funny feeling but other negligent posts on here lead me to believe otherwise. This is pretty good satire. Who suggests something for June 31st lol

I wouldn’t boycott them. I’ll just continue murdering others with them as usual

I’m a world wide top 10 killer with these and I’d rather keep it that way. I dont want every body using them. takes away the pleasure off it all

The pulse grenade is a joke compared to the other grenades.

lol! Too funny.

Though I’m almost certain the OP reeks of sarcasm I do think the pulse grenade should be 2 in loadouts. It’s the least useful grenade. If it only gets one then I don’t know why the suicide-inducing plasma gets two.

hahaha very strong post OP.

Regarding pulse grenades, just started setting them on my regicide class and they’re a lot of fun :stuck_out_tongue:

What did I just read? The pulse grenade is great, there is a reason they only give you one

Ah is see now, there is no June 31st. Well played satire OP, well played

> Dear friends,
>
> I will begin a boycott of the Pulse Grenade starting June 31st. I invite you all to join me in this exciting venture! I will revert back to grenades from Halo 3 and Halo Reach. If enough of you would kindly join me in this boycott, perhaps 343 will rethink their so-called “Pulse Grenade.”
>
> Post here your greatest frustrations with the Pulse Grenade. Some of you likely object to only spawning with one single Pulse Grenade; why do people who use other grenades get more? I weary of the blatant discrimination. In my opinion, they should nerf the other grenades so that the Pulse Grenade can take its rightful place as the single most dominant grenade in Halo.
>
> Most likely, 343 and their insidious underlings will try to sweep this post under the rug. Don’t let them! Until 343 gives the Pulse Grenade enthusiasts among us fair and equal representation, we must continue this fight! Tell your friends, your neighbors, and your congresspeople! The time has come to force a change!

Crazy people…sigh…A boycott for pulse nades won’t work…

Pulse grenades have 2 explosions if you like, when they expand and then when they explode, I can understand that you only spawn with one.
What I can’t understand is why don’t we all just spawn with one nade?

Frags are useful for bouncing round corners, plasmas for sticking people/vehicles and pulse for clearing out specific areas or insta shield take down if you’re good enough…
It’d rebalance it and it would stop the endless spamming in objective gametypes, regular gametypes and getting in a vehicle may not always end in suicide…