Omfg they are hysterical…someone needs to compile all of them in a youtube video
What is your favorite?
So far mine is “I broke into the vintage gas reserve, I told myself I would wait for when we would incinerate Earth but…plans chaaaange -laughs…then laughs turns to sobbing-”
And
“Ok ok you beat us…but did you do it on legendary?”
I like the one where he begs Masterchief not to destroy the towers or he’ll be out of a job XD
I love listening to them! They are hilarious 
I’ll just stand close and listen to these for a while. So good.
I like one that says something like this:
“A poem to Master Chief: Your blood is red, your team is Blue. Your parents, forgot about you”
LOL
All the dialogue in this game is a win.
-sobs pitifully- I don’t even care anymore