Here’s mine.
Was playing with a buddy the other night and he was driving around in a warthog. He spotted a guy out in the open who didn’t seem to be paying attention and was about to run him over. At the last second I come out of nowhere from the side on a mongoose, splattering the guy and zipping right past my friend. He didn’t realize it was me and started -Yoinking!- about how some -Yoink- just stole his splatter with a mongoose.