post Halo jokes in here

wanna hear a joke? Master Chief is on the H5 cover

I got one:
Warzone Firefight

I got one
My KDR

Erhm…
Did you forge that energy sword yourself? That was bad. Uhm, how about I hope you had a smahing time playing Grifball. Erh, I got how many sword of the faithfuls have you gotten?

what do you call an elite on a tricycle

a sangwheelie

guess what a gang of them would be called

Sangwheelios