Please think of the marines, 343 (humour)

Games Halo Infinite
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Being a marine at a FOB is a dangerous place, with a rate of high occupational mortality due to crush injuries.

343, please give your marines some training to NOT stand on the landing pad when a scorpion tank is being delivered.

The UNSC has lost many personnel before the battles even start on account of this sorely needed occupational safety training! I’ve seen more marines die during vehicle delivery than on the battlefield!

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Yeah they might wanna take a few steps back

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Some yellow lines that say “do not cross” should do the trick. And while we’re at it, let’s hang some “wash your hands” signs by the restrooms.

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