Personal Decriptions of Helmets! - Your Top 5

This thread is dedicated to giving personal descriptions of helmets you like or don’t like!

  1. Atlas- Carrying all that weight on your shoulders, now you can be a part of Greek mythology!
  2. Void Dancer- The latest innovation in chipmunk life immersion is here!
  3. Fotus- It speaks for itself.
  4. Mako- You are literally wearing a melon on your head. If that’s not un-tactical I don’t know what is.
  5. Seeker- Where do I even begin? This thing looks like a spartan crammed a Keurig coffee maker, a boom box, and a water slide all onto one helmet.

5 Tracer.Who put off the light?
4.Wrath: I look like the Reaper but the carving prevent me from seeing anything.
3 Recluse: Im a bug.
2 Helioskrill: Im a Elite,not really
1 Air Assault:Glass.

Seeker: A Keurig, a boom box, and an armor designer walk into a bar…
Tracer: Anyone want to go bowling?

Will edit with more sometime later.

Achilles… only Achilles

1.Cyclops-Unpopular Opinion,I love it.It looks like EOD and GrD together.

2.Void Dancer-Love the design and looks dope like This

3.Tracer-jacksepticeye

All I got

Viper- Wut is this? Is this antenna even practical?
Mako- Triangles. Triangles everywhere.
Mark IIV- I was a Spartan before it was cool.
Locus- Even though I’m named after a bug, I’m actually pretty humerus.
Infiltrator- …at least has pouches I guess.
Teishin- Meet REPLACEMENT HAYABUSA!
Raijin- You want Power Rangers? I’LL GIVE YOU POWER RANGERS.
Protector- I used to be cool, but now I’ve got a visor.
Tracer- They’ve all got helmets on their heads, but I’ve got a WATERMELOOOON instead!
Foehammer- This helmet reminds me of SpongeBob for some reason…
Goblin- Look a little closer. Do you see? DO YOU SEE?!
Orbital, Strider, Hermes, and Vector- Ruining the Eva helmet for you since 2016!
Fenrir- My body says Nah but my head says Yah.
Hellcat- Was an advanced armor before it was cool.
Athlon- You would think that it’s cool… until you get it.
Achilles- I’m better than you.
Reaper- Not quite grim.
Hunter- Only Locke gets the cool foldy undersuit. You ain’t gettin’ nothin’.
Jumpmaster- I look like Johnny Bravo…
Recluse- Guys, I think I’m blind.
Seeker- Stahp it geis. Its not funny.

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> Viper- Wut is this? Is this antenna even practical?
> Mako- Triangles. Triangles everywhere.
> Mark IIV- I was a Spartan before it was cool.
> Locus- Even though I’m named after a bug, I’m actually pretty humerus.
> Infiltrator- …at least has pouches I guess.
> Teishin- Meet REPLACEMENT HAYABUSA!
> Raijin- You want Power Rangers? I’LL GIVE YOU POWER RANGERS.
> Protector- I used to be cool, but now I’ve got a visor.
> Tracer- They’ve all got helmets on their heads, but I’ve got a WATERMELOOOON instead!
> Foehammer- This helmet reminds me of SpongeBob for some reason…
> Goblin- Look a little closer. Do you see? DO YOU SEE?!
> Orbital, Strider, Hermes, and Vector- Ruining the Eva helmet for you since 2016!
> Fenrir- My body says Nah but my head says Yah.
> Hellcat- Was an advanced armor before it was cool.
> Athlon- You would think that it’s cool… until you get it.
> Achilles- I’m better than you.
> Reaper- Not quite grim.
> Hunter- Only Locke gets the cool foldy undersuit. You ain’t gettin’ nothin’.
> Jumpmaster- I look like Johnny Bravo…
> Recluse- Guys, I think I’m blind.
> Seeker- Stahp it geis. Its not funny.

This made me lol so much. XD

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> > 2535422073870659;6:
> > Viper- Wut is this? Is this antenna even practical?
> > Mako- Triangles. Triangles everywhere.
> > Mark IIV- I was a Spartan before it was cool.
> > Locus- Even though I’m named after a bug, I’m actually pretty humerus.
> > Infiltrator- …at least has pouches I guess.
> > Teishin- Meet REPLACEMENT HAYABUSA!
> > Raijin- You want Power Rangers? I’LL GIVE YOU POWER RANGERS.
> > Protector- I used to be cool, but now I’ve got a visor.
> > Tracer- They’ve all got helmets on their heads, but I’ve got a WATERMELOOOON instead!
> > Foehammer- This helmet reminds me of SpongeBob for some reason…
> > Goblin- Look a little closer. Do you see? DO YOU SEE?!
> > Orbital, Strider, Hermes, and Vector- Ruining the Eva helmet for you since 2016!
> > Fenrir- My body says Nah but my head says Yah.
> > Hellcat- Was an advanced armor before it was cool.
> > Athlon- You would think that it’s cool… until you get it.
> > Achilles- I’m better than you.
> > Reaper- Not quite grim.
> > Hunter- Only Locke gets the cool foldy undersuit. You ain’t gettin’ nothin’.
> > Jumpmaster- I look like Johnny Bravo…
> > Recluse- Guys, I think I’m blind.
> > Seeker- Stahp it geis. Its not funny.
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>
> This made me lol so much. XD

I don’t get whats funny

Every single…

  • Dome-head / EVA-like helmet - Who wants to go bowling? - Enclosed helmet - Turn on the lights, damn it! - Helmet with a huge forehead - I have a throbbing headache. - Ugly helmet - For god’s sake, please don’t look at me…

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> Every single…
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> - Dome-head / EVA-like helmet - Who wants to go bowling?
> - Enclosed helmet - Turn on the lights, damn it!
> - Helmet with a huge forehead - I have a throbbing headache.
> - Ugly helmet - For god’s sake, please don’t look at me…

I won a bowling tornament.But I need a new ball…UNSC,sign me up for EVA!

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> Viper- Wut is this? Is this antenna even practical?
> Mako- Triangles. Triangles everywhere.
> Mark IIV- I was a Spartan before it was cool.
> Locus- Even though I’m named after a bug, I’m actually pretty humerus.
> Infiltrator- …at least has pouches I guess.
> Teishin- Meet REPLACEMENT HAYABUSA!
> Raijin- You want Power Rangers? I’LL GIVE YOU POWER RANGERS.
> Protector- I used to be cool, but now I’ve got a visor.
> Tracer- They’ve all got helmets on their heads, but I’ve got a WATERMELOOOON instead!
> Foehammer- This helmet reminds me of SpongeBob for some reason…
> Goblin- Look a little closer. Do you see? DO YOU SEE?!
> Orbital, Strider, Hermes, and Vector- Ruining the Eva helmet for you since 2016!
> Fenrir- My body says Nah but my head says Yah.
> Hellcat- Was an advanced armor before it was cool.
> Athlon- You would think that it’s cool… until you get it.
> Achilles- I’m better than you.
> Reaper- Not quite grim.
> Hunter- Only Locke gets the cool foldy undersuit. You ain’t gettin’ nothin’.
> Jumpmaster- I look like Johnny Bravo…
> Recluse- Guys, I think I’m blind.
> Seeker- Stahp it geis. Its not funny.

Oh, I almost forgot Anubis!
Anubis- I’m the butterfly of Death!

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> > 2535422073870659;6:
> > Viper- Wut is this? Is this antenna even practical?
> > Mako- Triangles. Triangles everywhere.
> > Mark IIV- I was a Spartan before it was cool.
> > Locus- Even though I’m named after a bug, I’m actually pretty humerus.
> > Infiltrator- …at least has pouches I guess.
> > Teishin- Meet REPLACEMENT HAYABUSA!
> > Raijin- You want Power Rangers? I’LL GIVE YOU POWER RANGERS.
> > Protector- I used to be cool, but now I’ve got a visor.
> > Tracer- They’ve all got helmets on their heads, but I’ve got a WATERMELOOOON instead!
> > Foehammer- This helmet reminds me of SpongeBob for some reason…
> > Goblin- Look a little closer. Do you see? DO YOU SEE?!
> > Orbital, Strider, Hermes, and Vector- Ruining the Eva helmet for you since 2016!
> > Fenrir- My body says Nah but my head says Yah.
> > Hellcat- Was an advanced armor before it was cool.
> > Athlon- You would think that it’s cool… until you get it.
> > Achilles- I’m better than you.
> > Reaper- Not quite grim.
> > Hunter- Only Locke gets the cool foldy undersuit. You ain’t gettin’ nothin’.
> > Jumpmaster- I look like Johnny Bravo…
> > Recluse- Guys, I think I’m blind.
> > Seeker- Stahp it geis. Its not funny.
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> Oh, I almost forgot Anubis!
> Anubis- I’m the butterfly of Death!

Is that a compliment or insult…