People just dont understand

Ok I shall explain.

Parties, Teams, and Clans are all for scrub noobs who can’t play with randoms.

Randoms don’t understand that they suck.

I play random religiously, but I don’t suck.

Randoms need to realize they can only move up in the game if they obey these rules.

  1. I get the Banshee.
  2. I get the Tanks.
  3. I get the Power Weapons.
  4. I get first access to all vehicles.
  5. If your stats don’t justify your taking of a vehicle/Power Weapon, I will betray.
  6. If the enemy has a Banshee/Tank, you must be constantly shooting it, if you don’t I betray.
  7. You will utilize and take of any and all resources I allot you, even those considered “unfair/nooby”.
  8. If you finish off someone I was about to kill, and I die later, I will betray.
  9. If have to kill someone, be nice about it.
  10. If you need to argue with someone, use a PM, and be nice.
  11. When the time comes to not be nice, then its My Way or The Highway, and then I will win us the game.

To be continued…

Amen

> Ok I shall explain.
>
> Parties, Teams, and Clans are all for scrub noobs who can’t play with randoms.
>
> Randoms don’t understand that they suck.
>
> I play random religiously, but I don’t suck.
>
> Randoms need to realize they can only move up in the game if they obey these rules.
>
> 1. I get the Banshee.
> 2. I get the Tanks.
> 3. I get the Power Weapons.
> 4. I get first access to all vehicles.
> 5. If your stats don’t justify your taking of a vehicle/Power Weapon, I will betray.
> 6. If the enemy has a Banshee/Tank, you must be constantly shooting it, if you don’t I betray.
> 7. You will utilize and take of any and all resources I allot you, even those considered “unfair/nooby”.
> 8. If you finish off someone I was about to kill, and I die later, I will betray.
>
> To be continued…

all of this is garbage, its not all about you

troll thread is troll

Or maybe he’s serious. Either way, this guy is a tool.

> Or maybe he’s serious. Either way, this guy is a tool.

I’m dead serious.

Ok the “Common Goal” of every team game is to Win.
However every Random lacks the skills, devotion, and motivation.
I however have a particular set of skills, skill I have acquired over a long career, skill that can make me a nightmare for people against me. I am aware and I work to achieve the “Common Goal”, and am the only one who can succeed. I by all means am the “MVP” of a large majority of games I’ve played on, therefore I deserve to be treated as such.

It’s my way or the Highway.

> > Or maybe he’s serious. Either way, this guy is a tool.
>
> I’m dead serious.
>
> Ok the “Common Goal” of every team game is to Win.
> However every Random lacks the skills, devotion, and motivation.
> I however have a particular set of skills, skill I have acquired over a long career, skill that can make me a nightmare for people against me. I am aware and I work to achieve the “Common Goal”, and am the only one who can succeed. I by all means am the “MVP” of a large majority of games I’ve played on, therefore I deserve to be treated as such.
>
> It’s my way or the Highway.

this guy is basically what every (unsporting) random already is

> > Or maybe he’s serious. Either way, this guy is a tool.
>
> I’m dead serious.
>
> Ok the “Common Goal” of every team game is to Win.
> However every Random lacks the skills, devotion, and motivation.
> I however have a particular set of skills, skill I have acquired over a long career, skill that can make me a nightmare for people against me. I am aware and I work to achieve the “Common Goal”, and am the only one who can succeed. I by all means am the “MVP” of a large majority of games I’ve played on, therefore I deserve to be treated as such.
>
> It’s my way or the Highway.

Paraphrased from the movie “Taken”. Troll/ tool AND unoriginal.

> > > Or maybe he’s serious. Either way, this guy is a tool.
> >
> > I’m dead serious.
> >
> > Ok the “Common Goal” of every team game is to Win.
> > However every Random lacks the skills, devotion, and motivation.
> > I however have a particular set of skills, skill I have acquired over a long career, skill that can make me a nightmare for people against me. I am aware and I work to achieve the “Common Goal”, and am the only one who can succeed. I by all means am the “MVP” of a large majority of games I’ve played on, therefore I deserve to be treated as such.
> >
> > It’s my way or the Highway.

You didn’t read that did you?

Ok basically the point is:
Everyone on my Team is incompetent, I am the only player who knows how to win, and what to do to win. Therefore I am the MVP and should be treated as such, so we can win the game!

> > > > Or maybe he’s serious. Either way, this guy is a tool.
> > >
> > > I’m dead serious.
> > >
> > > Ok the “Common Goal” of every team game is to Win.
> > > However every Random lacks the skills, devotion, and motivation.
> > > I however have a particular set of skills, skill I have acquired over a long career, skill that can make me a nightmare for people against me. I am aware and I work to achieve the “Common Goal”, and am the only one who can succeed. I by all means am the “MVP” of a large majority of games I’ve played on, therefore I deserve to be treated as such.
> > >
> > > It’s my way or the Highway.
>
> You didn’t read that did you?
>
> Ok basically the point is:
> [Everyone on my Team is incompetent, I am the only way who knows how to win, and what to do to win. Therefore I am the MVP and should be treated as such, so we can win the game!/color]**
> **
[/quote]
i bet i would beat you in game**

Let’s see who is more likely to win, you and a bunch of randoms, or a coordinated team. And considering you aren’t a team player, even if you were on a coordinated team, you would only be a detriment, bringing the team down.

So you admit you’re an arrogant jerk who happens to be very good at his game of choice? You’re the Kobe Bryant of Halo!

I have a solution to your problem of bad teammates (since this is usually a legit complaint when playing with randoms): Play regular slayer. It’s you against everyone else, and it is there that your mad skills can truly shine.

> Let’s see who is more likely to win, you and a bunch of randoms, or a coordinated team. And considering you aren’t a team player, even if you were on a coordinated team, you would only be a detriment, bringing the team down.

Everyone who doesn’t play matchmaking Random, is scrub cheater and their stats aint legit.

What I want is for Randoms on my team to realize they are incompetent. Then to realize I am the only good player, therefore the MVP, and the only way for the Randoms to achieve the “Common Goal” and win, is to support me.

> > Let’s see who is more likely to win, you and a bunch of randoms, or a coordinated team. And considering you aren’t a team player, even if you were on a coordinated team, you would only be a detriment, bringing the team down.
>
> Everyone who doesn’t play matchmaking Random, is scrub cheater and their stats aint legit.
>
> What I want is for Randoms on my team to realize they are incompetent. Then to realize I am the only good player, therefore the MVP, and the only way for the Randoms to achieve the “Common Goal” and win, is to support me.

Ok, now it’s 100% certain you’re a troll.

> > > Let’s see who is more likely to win, you and a bunch of randoms, or a coordinated team. And considering you aren’t a team player, even if you were on a coordinated team, you would only be a detriment, bringing the team down.
> >
> > Everyone who doesn’t play matchmaking Random, is scrub cheater and their stats aint legit.
> >
> > What I want is for Randoms on my team to realize they are incompetent. Then to realize I am the only good player, therefore the MVP, and the only way for the Randoms to achieve the “Common Goal” and win, is to support me.
>
> Ok, now it’s 100% certain you’re a troll.

Actually, if you look at his stats, he’s clearly pretty good. His competitive K/D is 2+, and he has a ton of multikill medals (as well as many assists- ha!). I don’t doubt that he’s a skilled player, but he’s also an idiot.

> Ok I shall explain.
>
> Parties, Teams, and Clans are all for scrub noobs who can’t play with randoms.
>
> Randoms don’t understand that they suck.
>
> I play random religiously, but I don’t suck.
>
> Randoms need to realize they can only move up in the game if they obey these rules.
>
> 1. I get the Banshee.
> 2. I get the Tanks.
> 3. I get the Power Weapons.
> 4. I get first access to all vehicles.
> 5. If your stats don’t justify your taking of a vehicle/Power Weapon, I will betray.
> 6. If the enemy has a Banshee/Tank, you must be constantly shooting it, if you don’t I betray.
> 7. You will utilize and take of any and all resources I allot you, even those considered “unfair/nooby”.
> 8. If you finish off someone I was about to kill, and I die later, I will betray.
> 9. If have to kill someone, be nice about it.
> 10. If you need to argue with someone, use a PM, and be nice.
> 11. When the time comes to not be nice, then its My Way or The Highway, and then I will win us the game.
>
> To be continued…

Are you aware your ego and bad manners are together posting on waypoint making you look bad =/

OP, you were a talentless troll back in Optimatch, and you’re clearly still one now. Hopefully, what happened to you back at Opti will happen to you here as well.

its a joke right? I thought OP was funny

> OP, you were a talentless troll back in Optimatch, and you’re clearly still one now. Hopefully, what happened to you back at Opti will happen to you here as well.

What happened in optimatch will stay in optimatch.
Besides its not my fault the Mods were sleeping or something, and I posted and resurrected/edited and renamed as many threads as I could, explaining how legit and awesome I was.

This about sums it up