Palmer Sucks (Personality Wise)

Palmer is the worst person to listen to. If I had the option to mute her only (but listen to everyone else) then I would. She is always -Yoinking!- at you and me or being a -Yoink- towards you and me, and she always says the most obvious crap at the wrong time.

“Let the games begin.” - The Challenge S1E1C3

  • Basically shows that she cares more about competition than the safety of her spartans. Nevermind the fact THERE WAS NO REQUIRED TIME LIMIT TO TAKE DOWN THE TOWERS. Yeah. And Majestic Team sucks anyways.

“Happy birthday, Crimson.” - Gagarin S1E2C5

  • Basically means as a “joke” despite the fact over 9000 prometheans will begin to swarm you at this point.

“My guessing is that if we got rid of [Parg Vol] this galaxy would be a better place.” - The VIP S1E3C1

  • Shows how she said the obvious crap. As if we didn’t know Parg Vol is a bad person already.

“First round’s on me.” - Hunting Trip S1E3C5

  • Yeah…no.

“Eggheads” - what she calls UNSC scientists often

  • Apparently she has no sense of respect for anyone who she deems “worse than her”. Nevermind the fact the scientists are often the people who discover solutions while Palmer is sitting on her -Yoink- -Yoinking!- at Spartans. Also, I heard Catherine Halsey is a scientist.

That’s all that I can think of right now. I’ll add more as I see fit.

Well, you could say that. Im getting somewhat tired of hearing jennifer hale’s voice. I actually turn on my music on the xbox so i dont hear any voices.

People also dislike her constant use of the word ‘egghead’ for scientists.

She’s also not very well liked by those with high respect for Halsey.

She’s not too bad to me. She doesn’t get on my nerves, but I’m not drawn to her like Sergeant Johnson, (no -Yoink!-).
And yes, I know she’s not a replacement to him.

And she is mean to Miller and keeps calling the scientist eggheads!

Palmer needs a nerfing at once!

If anyone is going to replace Johnson, it’s Lasky.

The part that pissed me off the most was when she first saw the chief in the campaign and said “I thought you’d be taller”. That’s just plain disrespect to a total beast

> The part that pissed me off the most was when she first saw the chief in the campaign and said “I thought you’d be taller”. That’s just plain disrespect to a total beast

She meant that as a joke, hence her smirk as she said it.

If i lived in that world and i heard, “If it moves kill it,” as many times as she says it and she happened to be next to me while saying it… i would kill her when she moved.

Maybe the Spartan Ops episodes are actually set a month apart, and it’s just her time of the month each time we have to listen to her :wink:

“Freaking campers.”

shudder

> The part that pissed me off the most was when she first saw the chief in the campaign and said “I thought you’d be taller”. That’s just plain disrespect to a total beast

Yeah, that was my impression too. I immediately thought… uhh, what? This spartan could singlehandedly take down several squads or your ‘Baby’s First Mjolnir’ Packing S4s.

If Johnson had said any of that you’d say it was pure gold.

She needs to smoke a dub and chillax.

> If Johnson had said any of that you’d say it was pure gold.

Because Johnson backed it up by being heavily involved in seriously important campaigns against the covenant. He is A: Enough of a badass to get away with it, even to the Chief, B: A Spartan 1, so by default has seniority in the awesome department, C: Is the closest thing to a living friend that the Chief has had throughout the series.

> If Johnson had said any of that you’d say it was pure gold.

But the thing is is that he is at least funny and doesn’t state the obvious.

Palmer is a professional at being unfunny and stating the obvious.

> And she is mean to Miller and keeps calling the scientist eggheads!
>
> Palmer needs a nerfing at once!
>
> <mark>If anyone is going to replace Johnson, it’s Lasky</mark>.

runs up and shakes hand

Son, you made my day.

> > And she is mean to Miller and keeps calling the scientist eggheads!
> >
> > Palmer needs a nerfing at once!
> >
> > <mark>If anyone is going to replace Johnson, it’s Lasky</mark>.
>
> runs up and shakes hand
>
> Son, you made my day.

Lasky is awesome. Not a hardcore badass like Johnson, but as far as I am concerned that particular set of shoes is too large to refill. I think most of it comes from the web series we all watched. Gives you some history on the guy, lets you grow to know him.

But if you ask me, Lasky in game and Lasky in the series (yes I realize it is like a 30+ year difference) are two vastly different characters. Seems like they messed something up there.

My favorite girl helped me fight the boss fight of Halo 2.

> My favorite girl helped me fight the boss fight of Halo 2.

Miranda had the personality of a desk lamp.

Guess you can’t take a joke.

> > My favorite girl helped me fight the boss fight of Halo 2.
>
> Miranda had the personality of a desk lamp.

But I still got sad when she died in Halo 3.