Ow jeez the front of my face!

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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Apparently hitting someone in the face with the bumper breaks physics.

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Well that’s Halo 5. Broken physics like GTA V.

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> Well that’s Halo 5. Broken physics like GTA V.

Maybe all games with 5 in them have broken vehicle physics? My god!

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Maybe and I’m not going to listen to that song because the illuminati is not going to do that to a video game.

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That’s why you need a Spectre from Halo 2

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Just so you can run people over with no problems?

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Yeah because the physics suck in halo 5.

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The grenade physics do. The others aren’t so bad.

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Wow that looked like one hell of a ride. I almost got vertigo from watching that. Maybe that Spartan had a metal plate in his head that sent you all twirly like that. lol

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> Wow that looked like one hell of a ride. I almost got vertigo from watching that. Maybe that Spartan had a metal plate in his head that sent you all twirly like that. lol

Wait so steve ran over the terminator? No most likely robo cop…

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I don’t think robo cop head thick enough to do that but maybe Terminators.

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You never know robo cop has anchors in his feet to stop speeding vehicles.

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> > > > Wow that looked like one hell of a ride. I almost got vertigo from watching that. Maybe that Spartan had a metal plate in his head that sent you all twirly like that. lol
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No because I am not a robo cop nerd.

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Neither am I. Anyways point being my driver StevetheHaloGod ran some dude over and physics broke.

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> Neither am I. Anyways point being my driver StevetheHaloGod ran some dude over and physics broke.

Of course it was Steve, its always Steve.

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You saw he was my driver in the clip though.

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Yeah I saw his GT when you flipped.

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> I don’t think robo cop head thick enough to do that but maybe Terminators.

It has to be the terminator…Remember he said (uses best arny impersonation) “I’ll be bach”

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> > > > Wow that looked like one hell of a ride. I almost got vertigo from watching that. Maybe that Spartan had a metal plate in his head that sent you all twirly like that. lol
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> It has to be the terminator…Remember he said (uses best arny impersonation) “I’ll be bach”

Yep and does the thumbs up when he dies. Yeah, DOOM used that as a Easter egg with the thumbs up…

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Yeah… I sent Lochagos to Heaven with a wraith. I’m surprised I didn’t explode.