Hello recruits. Welcome to mission briefing. You’ve all been called here because you’ve shown promising prowess. The mission at hand is simple… but there is no room for mistake. If our cover is blown, I fear we may be banned from Xbox Live permanently. And, we may also be thrown in jail… but I hear the soap is nice, so that doesn’t bother me much anyway.
My name is Agent Zealot. You can call me Zealot. Or Agent. Or Agelot. And this… this is the culmination of a year of hard research. This is Operation: UNDERCOVER.
MISSION: To infiltrate 343i studios and steal a copy of the esteemed Halo 4 disc
We depart in t-minus 60 minutes to Kirkland, WA
We will infiltrate their offices, getting past BSAngel and her army of community staff members and security guards
We will locate the Halo 4 copy which, from what intel has gathered, is located in a super-encrypted safe guarded by the Secret Service
As a last minute hoo-rah, we will tea-bag everything that moves
We have our objectives, agents. Choose a callsign and specialty and let’s do this!
The team of invisible ninjas
The magnifying glass the size of Redmond, Washington
The Batmobile
Sam Fisher
Chris Redfield
Solid Snake
Captain MacMillan
The Millenium Falcon
> A list of things we need:
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> The team of invisible ninjas
> The magnifying glass the size of Redmond, Washington
> The Batmobile
> Sam Fisher
> Chris Redfield
> Solid Snake
> Captain MacMillan
> The Millenium Falcon
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> Cookie for reference ;D
The giant globe from the simpsons movie to stop info getting out.
> Walks in outfitted in full Mjolnir Spartan Gen 2 armor
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> Hefts a portable turret, with Rocket Launcher on back and Halo 1 Magnum on my side
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> “Wait, is this a stealth mission?”
> > Walks in outfitted in full Mjolnir Spartan Gen 2 armor
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> > Hefts a portable turret, with Rocket Launcher on back and Halo 1 Magnum on my side
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> >
> > “Wait, is this a stealth mission?”
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> Eh… There’s always a need for plan B.
Deactivates Cloak
Aw man, so I came for nothing in this thing?
> > Walks in outfitted in full Mjolnir Spartan Gen 2 armor
> >
> > Hefts a portable turret, with Rocket Launcher on back and Halo 1 Magnum on my side
> >
> >
> > “Wait, is this a stealth mission?”
>
> Eh… There’s always a need for plan B.
Plan B? I’ve got that covered…
WA is slowly engulfed in the shadow of the UNSC Infinity
> > > Walks in outfitted in full Mjolnir Spartan Gen 2 armor
> > >
> > > Hefts a portable turret, with Rocket Launcher on back and Halo 1 Magnum on my side
> > >
> > >
> > > “Wait, is this a stealth mission?”
> >
> > Eh… There’s always a need for plan B.
>
> Plan B? I’ve got that covered…
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> WA is slowly engulfed in the shadow of the UNSC Infinity
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> At least we know they won’t be escaping.
Are you serious? You would rather be sensible and play in 72 hours rather than risk not playing it at all and getting arrested than play it a little bit earlier?
> > Or we can wait three days.
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> Are you serious? You would rather be sensible and play in 72 hours rather than risk not playing it at all and getting arrested than play it a little bit earlier?
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> TRAITOR!
> > > Or we can wait three days.
> >
> > Are you serious? You would rather be sensible and play in 72 hours rather than risk not playing it at all and getting arrested than play it a little bit earlier?
> >
> > TRAITOR!
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> Hermione voice It’s not going to work!
> > > > Or we can wait three days.
> > >
> > > Are you serious? You would rather be sensible and play in 72 hours rather than risk not playing it at all and getting arrested than play it a little bit earlier?
> > >
> > > TRAITOR!
> >
> > Hermione voice It’s not going to work!
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> AVADA KEDAVRA!
> > > > Or we can wait three days.
> > >
> > > Are you serious? You would rather be sensible and play in 72 hours rather than risk not playing it at all and getting arrested than play it a little bit earlier?
> > >
> > > TRAITOR!
> >
> > Hermione voice It’s not going to work!
>
> AVADA KEDAVRA!
