Only Griefer That Has Made Me Laugh

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I was playing Land Grab MM when I had got through most of the things we gotta blow up when I noticed I was the only one scoring. Thinking I was the only one playing (the rest being AFK) I went in search of them to see what was up. Then I heard an explosion… and several more.

Came across one guy griefing the other two… I knew it was that way because he immediately ran me over with his Wraith. The other two blew it up just as I respawned. I saw the griefer fly out the wreckage and land in front of the other two who then started to kick the crap out of the corpse. That gave me a giggle… but the body stayed there and they kept on kicking and kicking and kicking… then up strolled the griefer who looked at both of the guys kicking the corpse. AND THEN HE JOINED IN KICKING THE CORPSE TOO.

I dunno if the other two just didn’t realise the griefer had joined in but I couldn’t play after that… I was just laughing too much. Eventually they got tired of it (after about 5 minutes of kicking lol) but god did that griefer make me laugh.

good old fashioned halo shenanigans. stuff like that has been around since CE and I am glad it continues strong.

I am just amazed when people find so much joy and humor out of the smallest things. Sometimes I hate the halo community (forums mainly) but other times I love the crap out of you silly billies.

Personally, I love going into MM and finding a couple people just tea bagging at each other, jumping on each others heads, shooting rocks and other stuff like that. Its freaking awesome!

Tea-bagging while looking at someone is Halos way of saying what’s up to somebody

Of course if they don’t say hi back, then they’re just -Yoinks!-

> good old fashioned halo shenanigans. stuff like that has been around since CE and I am glad it continues strong.
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> I am just amazed when people find so much joy and humor out of the smallest things. Sometimes I hate the halo community (forums mainly) but other times I love the crap out of you silly billies.
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> Personally, I love going into MM and finding a couple people just tea bagging at each other, jumping on each others heads, shooting rocks and other stuff like that. Its freaking awesome!

Probably was because I was off my head on morphine and other prescription drugs at the time lol. But it did make my evening more enjoyable. But it was the silly glitch not removing the corpse that made it so much fun.

Oh yeah, I forgot that one of the two anti griefers went and got a Wraith and kept running the corpse over at the end too. I bet they would have called an orbital strike in if they could have lol. Hey… I wonder if you could call in an ordnance drop onto a vehicle? Now THAT would be awesome.

When I see the other team isn’t amazing on adrift I grief them with boltshot all game. It’s all I use. Speed boost or over shield hiding in corners with stealth.

It’s worth getting multiple rage messages over.

I think the griefer was envious of one of the other guys… he was an SR130.

You know that ordnance drop killing people question I put… well I was playing the very last mission of Episode 5 last night and guess what happened. Not an ordnance drop but one of those little Elite personal drop pods landed on my Wraith’s front and totally trashed it. KERRRRRUNCH!

Didn’t half make me jump when it happened because I had only just cleared out the last of the Grunts and was expecting more Phantoms. It didn’t blow the Wraith up but it was pretty much on fire.