Rules are pretty simple and as follows:
•One word only
•Double-barrelled words count as one word
•Punctuation counts as one word
•You can use predictive text for a more funny story
And
•The story has to make sense
I will start with:
The
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But since this will be locked soon I’ll play along.
Sangheili
ate
Bungie
However
I
Love
Palmer
Until
The
Core
got
destroyed
The End.
Yeah, no.