One cannot play Halo 4 if...

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…if they have not heard the story of “A Turdy Cabbage”. It was a cabbage Master Chief looked up to, who was always there for him, whether it be learning to equip his magnum, or applying deodorant. The legend behind the master, he is…a turdy cabbage.

And now you can see the cabbage for yourself:

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Hmmm, I clicked, saw it was a Halo montage, wondered why you posted it here, then realized it was advertising.

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This is technically considered spam, which is against the rules on these forums. Especially when you create two threads about it.

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It is not a montage…it is a documentary of the greatest legend this Earth has seen since Jesus.

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> It is not a montage…it is a documentary of the greatest legend this Earth has seen since Jesus.

We don’t take too kindly to “spammers” round these parts, how 'bout you just walk right on out.

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> > It is not a montage…it is a documentary of the greatest legend this Earth has seen since Jesus.
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> We don’t take too kindly to “spammers” round these parts, how 'bout you just walk right on out.

Don’t be so stuck up and learn to lighten up and appreciate a little humour.

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> > > It is not a montage…it is a documentary of the greatest legend this Earth has seen since Jesus.
> >
> > We don’t take too kindly to “spammers” round these parts, how 'bout you just walk right on out.
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> Don’t be so stuck up and learn to lighten up and appreciate a little humour.

I’m all for humor here and there, but this has nothing to do with Halo 4, and is considered spam. Not my rules, its the Moniters’. Nothing I can do about it.

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Select (turdy Cabbage)

Move to recycling bin

Select recycling bin

Delete trash

Are you sure? This item will be deleted permanently.

Select yes.

This item has been deleted.

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> Select (turdy Cabbage)
>
> Move to recycling bin
>
> Select recycling bin
>
> Delete trash
>
> Are you sure? This item will be deleted permanently.
>
> Select yes.
>
> This item has been deleted.

LOL!

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I’m on a mac so I don’t have to waste that much time:

Select [Plodnomenon]

Move to trash.

Finder → Secure Empty Trash

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I do not see how this topic discusses the game of Halo 4.

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> …if they have not heard the story of “A Turdy Cabbage”. It was a cabbage Master Chief looked up to, who was always there for him, whether it be learning to equip his magnum, or applying deodorant. The legend behind the master, he is…a turdy cabbage.
>
> And now you can see the cabbage for yourself:
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> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdYwehvpN5g

Kindly remove thyself from the premises. If you do not leave within one minute a particularity piss off polar bear will remove you, and you potato recorded video.

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> I do not see how this topic discusses the game of Halo 4.

One cannot play Halo 4 if one doesn’t know the story of a turdy cabbage. It was a turdy cabbage that made Master Cheif who he is today. And Halo 4 is nothing without Master Cheif. Therefore, a turdy cabbage is what makes Halo 4 the game it is.

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I’m high so I was actually excited for a video about the cabbage thing lol