OMG... It all makes sense! 343i are geniuses!

So by now it’s safe to say we all know Master Chief has gone rogue. He’s out, away from the UNSC, and they sent Locke to go get him. But why is Chief doing this, why did he leave? I think I know why!
It’s a predetermined break in the 4th wall!
343 makes a game called Halo: The Master Chief Collection. The Chief’s biggest hits, and a possible way to put Halo back on top of console FPSs!
But, the game has one of the worst launches in video game history!
It’s because 343i purposely did this in order to make the Master Chief go crazy! His name, and his game now tarnished, MC has to go on a quest to bring his game back!
Now, the Arbiter, Locke, and every other returning character all know this, and 343i told them to keep it secret. Because if Chief knows, Halo 5 will fail!
Now, in the trailers when we see Chief alone, it’s because he’s out trying to fix his game, and Locke after him because… Well, because 343i told him to.

I’m very proud of myself for figuring this out.

It’s a bit early for April Fools don’t you think?

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> It’s a bit early for April Fools don’t you think?

… Woah. It’s the only thing that makes sense to me, considering TMCC still doesn’t work.

Well my opinion Is more like 343 ruined MCC to tarnish fans memories & ideals towards it in the hope to receive more favourable view towards H5, that or they are seriously incompetent & in either case its just sad…

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> Well my opinion Is more like 343 ruined MCC to tarnish fans memories & ideals towards it in the hope to receive more favourable view towards H5, that or they are seriously incompetent & in either case its just sad…

Maybe, I’m kinda pissed because I haven’t been able to find a game all day…

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> So by now it’s safe to say we all know Master Chief has gone rogue. He’s out, away from the UNSC, and they sent Locke to go get him. But why is Chief doing this, why did he leave? I think I know why!
> It’s a predetermined break in the 4th wall!
> 343 makes a game called Halo: The Master Chief Collection. The Chief’s biggest hits, and a possible way to put Halo back on top of console FPSs!
> But, the game has one of the worst launches in video game history!
> It’s because 343i purposely did this in order to make the Master Chief go crazy! His name, and his game now tarnished, MC has to go on a quest to bring his game back!
> Now, the Arbiter, Locke, and every other returning character all know this, and 343i told them to keep it secret. Because if Chief knows, Halo 5 will fail!
> Now, in the trailers when we see Chief alone, it’s because he’s out trying to fix his game, and Locke after him because… Well, because 343i told him to.
>
> I’m very proud of myself for figuring this out.

10/10 would blaarg.

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> > 2533274852044078;1:
> > So by now it’s safe to say we all know Master Chief has gone rogue. He’s out, away from the UNSC, and they sent Locke to go get him. But why is Chief doing this, why did he leave? I think I know why!
> > It’s a predetermined break in the 4th wall!
> > 343 makes a game called Halo: The Master Chief Collection. The Chief’s biggest hits, and a possible way to put Halo back on top of console FPSs!
> > But, the game has one of the worst launches in video game history!
> > It’s because 343i purposely did this in order to make the Master Chief go crazy! His name, and his game now tarnished, MC has to go on a quest to bring his game back!
> > Now, the Arbiter, Locke, and every other returning character all know this, and 343i told them to keep it secret. Because if Chief knows, Halo 5 will fail!
> > Now, in the trailers when we see Chief alone, it’s because he’s out trying to fix his game, and Locke after him because… Well, because 343i told him to.
> >
> > I’m very proud of myself for figuring this out.
>
>
> 10/10 would blaarg.

blaarg, blaarg… screw it, I’m getting the English to Blaarg dictionary. :slight_smile:

Oh no, the broken Master Chief Collection finally got to the OP! :’( He’s been driven mad.

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> So by now it’s safe to say we all know Master Chief has gone rogue. He’s out, away from the UNSC, and they sent Locke to go get him. But why is Chief doing this, why did he leave? I think I know why!
> It’s a predetermined break in the 4th wall!
> 343 makes a game called Halo: The Master Chief Collection. The Chief’s biggest hits, and a possible way to put Halo back on top of console FPSs!
> But, the game has one of the worst launches in video game history!
> It’s because 343i purposely did this in order to make the Master Chief go crazy! His name, and his game now tarnished, MC has to go on a quest to bring his game back!
> Now, the Arbiter, Locke, and every other returning character all know this, and 343i told them to keep it secret. Because if Chief knows, Halo 5 will fail!
> Now, in the trailers when we see Chief alone, it’s because he’s out trying to fix his game, and Locke after him because… Well, because 343i told him to.
>
> I’m very proud of myself for figuring this out.

wow dude. 3+4+3= 10+11 halo games=21/7 (Bungie 7) =3. 3 points are in a triangle, illuminati confirmed.

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> > 2533274852044078;1:
> > So by now it’s safe to say we all know Master Chief has gone rogue. He’s out, away from the UNSC, and they sent Locke to go get him. But why is Chief doing this, why did he leave? I think I know why!
> > It’s a predetermined break in the 4th wall!
> > 343 makes a game called Halo: The Master Chief Collection. The Chief’s biggest hits, and a possible way to put Halo back on top of console FPSs!
> > But, the game has one of the worst launches in video game history!
> > It’s because 343i purposely did this in order to make the Master Chief go crazy! His name, and his game now tarnished, MC has to go on a quest to bring his game back!
> > Now, the Arbiter, Locke, and every other returning character all know this, and 343i told them to keep it secret. Because if Chief knows, Halo 5 will fail!
> > Now, in the trailers when we see Chief alone, it’s because he’s out trying to fix his game, and Locke after him because… Well, because 343i told him to.
> >
> > I’m very proud of myself for figuring this out.
>
>
> wow dude. 3+4+3= 10+11 halo games=21/7 (Bungie 7) =3. 3 points are in a triangle, illuminati confirmed.

Half Life 3 confirmed.

Give that man a cookie.

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> > 2533274852044078;1:
> > So by now it’s safe to say we all know Master Chief has gone rogue. He’s out, away from the UNSC, and they sent Locke to go get him. But why is Chief doing this, why did he leave? I think I know why!
> > It’s a predetermined break in the 4th wall!
> > 343 makes a game called Halo: The Master Chief Collection. The Chief’s biggest hits, and a possible way to put Halo back on top of console FPSs!
> > But, the game has one of the worst launches in video game history!
> > It’s because 343i purposely did this in order to make the Master Chief go crazy! His name, and his game now tarnished, MC has to go on a quest to bring his game back!
> > Now, the Arbiter, Locke, and every other returning character all know this, and 343i told them to keep it secret. Because if Chief knows, Halo 5 will fail!
> > Now, in the trailers when we see Chief alone, it’s because he’s out trying to fix his game, and Locke after him because… Well, because 343i told him to.
> >
> > I’m very proud of myself for figuring this out.
>
>
> wow dude. 3+4+3= 10+11 halo games=21/7 (Bungie 7) =3. 3 points are in a triangle, illuminati confirmed.

I made that joke in an earlier post…

Reported for trolling.

One if the worst launches in history?

Good grief this forum is narrow minded.

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It’s not like 343 thought of the story in late 2012…

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> One if the worst launches in history?
>
> Good grief this forum is narrow minded.

Ya it is…

When a game doesn’t even work MP wise without a 20+ gig update off the bat…that tells you something… If I just bought this for the campaigns only even and never had my system connected to the internet, it would barely run! It has had over …what…6,7 “updates” since launch? and were not talking small patches here either. I feel for anyone (and my friends) who bought this game. I was THIS close to buying it but just had a feeling something was wrong. I tried to talk my friends out of it, but they got it anyways. As of now, none of my friends currently play the MCC. It is better then it was, but still not great. A game should NEVER require 5+ HUGE “updates” I might add, to work right and if you give me this crap of “Oh mine works fine” well that’s great your does (even know I’m betting it doesn’t you just most likely can’t see it or don’t understand the problems) but tons of peoples didn’t and a lot still don’t.

I’ve been playing games since Atari 2600 and so I’ve seen a lot. I can honesty say the MCC top 5 EASILY one of the worst video game launches in gaming history. If you don’t think so your either super young or are a 343I fan boy. Your the one who needs to open your mind. No offence here man just saying, think before you speak. A lot of people are still having problems.

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> Reported for trolling.

Come on man, have some fun. We are just playing around. :slight_smile:

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> > > 2533274852044078;1:
> > > So by now it’s safe to say we all know Master Chief has gone rogue. He’s out, away from the UNSC, and they sent Locke to go get him. But why is Chief doing this, why did he leave? I think I know why!
> > > It’s a predetermined break in the 4th wall!
> > > 343 makes a game called Halo: The Master Chief Collection. The Chief’s biggest hits, and a possible way to put Halo back on top of console FPSs!
> > > But, the game has one of the worst launches in video game history!
> > > It’s because 343i purposely did this in order to make the Master Chief go crazy! His name, and his game now tarnished, MC has to go on a quest to bring his game back!
> > > Now, the Arbiter, Locke, and every other returning character all know this, and 343i told them to keep it secret. Because if Chief knows, Halo 5 will fail!
> > > Now, in the trailers when we see Chief alone, it’s because he’s out trying to fix his game, and Locke after him because… Well, because 343i told him to.
> > >
> > > I’m very proud of myself for figuring this out.
> >
> >
> >
> > 10/10 would blaarg.
>
>
> blaarg, blaarg… screw it, I’m getting the English to Blaarg dictionary. :slight_smile:

English to Blaarg Blaarg dictionary. Don’t forget the second blaarg. You wouldn’t want to sound like a dirty shisno.

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> > > 2535421619942348;6:
> > > > 2533274852044078;1:
> > > > So by now it’s safe to say we all know Master Chief has gone rogue. He’s out, away from the UNSC, and they sent Locke to go get him. But why is Chief doing this, why did he leave? I think I know why!
> > > > It’s a predetermined break in the 4th wall!
> > > > 343 makes a game called Halo: The Master Chief Collection. The Chief’s biggest hits, and a possible way to put Halo back on top of console FPSs!
> > > > But, the game has one of the worst launches in video game history!
> > > > It’s because 343i purposely did this in order to make the Master Chief go crazy! His name, and his game now tarnished, MC has to go on a quest to bring his game back!
> > > > Now, the Arbiter, Locke, and every other returning character all know this, and 343i told them to keep it secret. Because if Chief knows, Halo 5 will fail!
> > > > Now, in the trailers when we see Chief alone, it’s because he’s out trying to fix his game, and Locke after him because… Well, because 343i told him to.
> > > >
> > > > I’m very proud of myself for figuring this out.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > 10/10 would blaarg.
> >
> >
> >
> > blaarg, blaarg… screw it, I’m getting the English to Blaarg dictionary. :slight_smile:
>
>
> English to Blaarg Blaarg dictionary. Don’t forget the second blaarg. You wouldn’t want to sound like a dirty shisno.

Hi Caboose. Have you done any team killing recently?