Oh, dual wielding, an ode to thee; I remember ye ever so fondly.
Risking one’s life in close to mid-range, choosing more damage to shield, health, or melee.
Misunderstood in numerous ways, dual wielding was always about choosing how to play.
While shotguns and swords were too far away, scouring small arms was a CQB way.
From SMGs and shining needler things, you helped paint our enemies ever so brightly.
Some would say you were never the best, yet that was because you could rarely headshot like the rest.
With plasma so hot and spikes to lay, the head did not matter when you were going to spray.
Yet the Fall of Reach brought a tragedy to bare, our ambidextrous nature disappeared in thin air.
An achievement was born and challenge unmet, some say for balance too hard to get.
Years have passed since that fateful day, with our carpal tunnel syndrome grinding away.
Many evolutions have come about, yet one beautiful feature remains left out.
Remember, return, this wonderful thing, and allow its rebirth within Infinity.
Lest this story become a requiem, alone, and forgotten inside MCC.
Oh, dual wielding, an ode to thee; please, oh please, come back to me.
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> Can we write poems about all our problems with the games as opposed to bickering about it?
>
> That was brilliant OP, if this was reddit I’d give you gold!
lm@o, no, not when the game that’s supposed to show off “the most powerful console ever” has graphics that look worse than Halo: Reach, which is like 10 years old.
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> > 2533274882881665;2:
> > Can we write poems about all our problems with the games as opposed to bickering about it?
> >
> > That was brilliant OP, if this was reddit I’d give you gold!
>
> lm@o, no, not when the game that’s supposed to show off “the most powerful console ever” has graphics that look worse than Halo: Reach, which is like 10 years old.
Okay perfect, but you gotta say it like a poem. Get some rhymes and iambic pentameter in there.
The humanity of our missing second gun brings a chill to my lonely left hand. It’s always forced into bearing the burden of the gun welst the right has all the fun.
I do not like these graphics, these graphics, no I do not like these graphics, these graphics.
These brutes got too much color
May I suggest you change their armor
I like this rhyme so yo lemme say it one more time
I do not like these graphics, these graphix.
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> > > 2533274882881665;2:
> > > Can we write poems about all our problems with the games as opposed to bickering about it?
> > >
> > > That was brilliant OP, if this was reddit I’d give you gold!
> >
> > lm@o, no, not when the game that’s supposed to show off “the most powerful console ever” has graphics that look worse than Halo: Reach, which is like 10 years old.
>
> Okay perfect, but you gotta say it like a poem. Get some rhymes and iambic pentameter in there.
—read in Dr. Seuss style —
I do not like these graphics, these graphics, no I do not like these graphics, these graphics.
These brutes got too much color
May I suggest you change their armor
I like this rhyme so yo lemme say it one more time
I do not like these graphics, these graphix.
<3 Wee
There once was a Spartan dual wielding…
Who churned through his opponents poor shieldings
With two-handed thrills,
He racked up the kills
And broke the -yoinking- sandbox