Hi guys!
You may remember me as the guy who promoted teabagging in Halo.
I also campaigned against instant-respawns before the launch of Halo 4 due to the fact it would kill teabagging.
Well, time has passed, and Halo 5 is upon us, thanks to 343, teabagging is now possible in all its greatest glory once again!
Allow me to introduce to you the first official teabagging montage for Halo 5: Halo 5: Teabag Montage
Types of -Yoink!- shown:
Celebration Bag - Firing weapon into the air while bagging
Group Bag - Bagging over multiple enemies
Careless Bag - Bagging while not accuratly standing over the enemy
Slide Bag - Sliding onto the enemy to bag
Smack Bag - Bagging while doing melee
Chase Bag - Chasing the enemies body to bag him
Bait Bag - Bagging while under enemy fire
Frantic Bag - Bagging super fast and wild
Smooth Bag - Bagging gently and slowly to capture the full glory
End of round Bag - Bagging at the end of the round
Revenge Bag - Bagging an enemy just after he killed your teammate
Wall Bag - Bagging an enemy while he is crushed against a wall
Far Bag - Bagging a dead enemy who is far away, but can still see you
Desperado Bag - Bagging super fast because enemies are coming
Switchy Switch Bag - Switching weapons while bagging to give the effect of playing a guitar
Heaven Bag - Jumping down onto a fallen enemy to bag him
Brazen Bag - Bag an enemy while his friends watch
-Yoink- Bag - Bag an enemy for an unnecessarily long ammount of time
Enjoy 
I ran -Yoink!- contests with my clan, looking forward to this.
You see guys? Lou knows what’s good!
Why can’t all Halo players be like Lou!?
I’ve been saying that all along.
I don’t know why but I actually remember your protests before halo 4. I took a different name back then.
OT: This is probably one of the most top quality montages I have seen in a long while. What people don’t realize is that T-bagging actually takes a lot of skill. The timing. The situational awareness what whether to melee or shoot and what kind of T-bag to do. The quick-dip? The humiliation? The tease? Or the recently invented, long slide? Or maybe even a more creative one like the slow pound? Or the big round? These are all done depending on what your situation is. If you are in immediate danger you either go for the quick dip or long slide. If you are above or need to leave soon you go for the tease, where to t-bag next to their corpse. If you are totally safe you go for the humiliation. And if it was a challenging battle well won you go for the slow pound, even if you sacrifice yourself in the process.
And you have to think about all of this in a few milliseconds after killing your foe. OP has true skill. I salute you sir.
The ‘OFFICAL’ -Yoink!- montage huh? lol. Tea bagging is a integral part of the Halo experience I don’t understand the distaste for it.
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!! YESS!! YESSSS!! THANKS!!!
THIS IS A REAL HALO PLAYER!!!
The way you describe the teabagging process and all that goes with it has amazed me, I am so glad I am not alone in this art form haehaehhaeae
A lot of people lack any sense of humor.
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Does this really have to be over four minutes… it’s like the same lame clips over and over again
If you like watching dudes put their balls in other dudes faces you’re prob on the wrong website lol…
Teabagging in H5 sucks. Remember when it effected the physics engine and you’d actually make their body rag doll like you were giving it to them good?
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> Teabagging in H5 sucks. Remember when it effected the physics engine and you’d actually make their body rag doll like you were giving it to them good?
It isn’t about the ragdoll physics, my hot juicy pie, you see. It’s about tradition and the fact that you enjoy tormenting your enemy by repeatedly slapping your super-solider genitals against their face. If you take the form of a woman in the game then I would say pounding your genitals against their face is the more correct term.
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> Does this really have to be over four minutes… it’s like the same lame clips over and over again
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> If you like watching dudes put their balls in other dudes faces you’re prob on the wrong website lol…
Mad cus T-bagged?
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> Teabagging in H5 sucks. Remember when it effected the physics engine and you’d actually make their body rag doll like you were giving it to them good?
This is still possible, it is just more difficult, you need skill to do it, you can see I did it at 1:58 in the vid hehe, oh and a good one at the very end haehaheae
The girls in my clan call it either clam-slamming or peach-punching. The one girl is hilarious, she yells “Here’s your clam sammich!”
‘Slow and Deep bag’ - going especially slow to show your distain
you forgot the pound bag.
when the enemy falls down to the next level, dead, you ground pound on top and then begin the tea bagging