Now that Matchmaking has a story...

So the Matchmaking has a story to it that it is a bunch of Spartans in a testing field simulation thingy. So with the fact they are highly trained soldiers who are dead serious and only have the mission in mind…

Will it be funnier when my team and I of highly trained super soldiers stand back in the base griefing the other team by sitting in one spot like a bunch of pansies?

Will it be funnier when a bunch of Spartans testing for real life scenarios are tea bagging each other?

Will it be funnier when 2 ton super marines stack on top of each other to get to high places?

Will it be funnier when those same soldiers decide it would be more fun to ram the other team with the bumber of your ATV (Mongoose)?

Will it be funnier when soldiers trained from birth go so low as to kill another team mate for nothing but a weapon?

I think when 343 made a story for the spartans in mind, that someone as immature as me would come along and find it funnier that a bunch of kids tortured and brought to do nothing but kill the enemy and finish the objective would do something as vast as shove your balls in someones mouth when they die.

Dunno, just my thoughts. My incredibly immature thoughts.

> So the Matchmaking has a story to it that it is a bunch of Spartans in a testing field simulation thingy. So with the fact they are highly trained soldiers who are dead serious and only have the mission in mind…
>
> Will it be funner when my team and I of highly trained super soldiers stand back in the base griefing the other team by sitting in one spot like a bunch of pansies?
>
> Will it be funner when a bunch of Spartans testing for real life scenarios are tea bagging each other?
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> Will it be funnier when 2 ton super marines stack on top of each other to get to high places?
>
> Will it be funnier when those same soldiers decide it would be more fun to ram the other team with the bumber of your ATV (Mongoose)?
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> Will it be funnier when soldiers trained from birth go so low as to kill another team mate for nothing but a weapon?
>
> I think when 343 made a story for the spartans in mind, that someone as immature as me would come along and find it funnier that a bunch of kids tortured and brought to do nothing but kill the enemy and finish the objective would do something as vast as shove your balls in someones mouth when they die.
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> Dunno, just my thoughts.

  1. Spartan IV’s are adults that gave consent to join the program, not children.

  2. Not really something to be proud of is it?

  3. You mean “More fun”

Well it doesn’t matter to me some spartans must have had “complications” with their bioenhancements thus creating the all too common creature known as a “Noob”

Yes, technically it has a story of the sort, but don’t think too much of it. It’s still just multiplayer.

> > So the Matchmaking has a story to it that it is a bunch of Spartans in a testing field simulation thingy. So with the fact they are highly trained soldiers who are dead serious and only have the mission in mind…
> >
> > Will it be funner when my team and I of highly trained super soldiers stand back in the base griefing the other team by sitting in one spot like a bunch of pansies?
> >
> > Will it be funner when a bunch of Spartans testing for real life scenarios are tea bagging each other?
> >
> > Will it be funnier when 2 ton super marines stack on top of each other to get to high places?
> >
> > Will it be funnier when those same soldiers decide it would be more fun to ram the other team with the bumber of your ATV (Mongoose)?
> >
> > Will it be funnier when soldiers trained from birth go so low as to kill another team mate for nothing but a weapon?
> >
> > I think when 343 made a story for the spartans in mind, that someone as immature as me would come along and find it funnier that a bunch of kids tortured and brought to do nothing but kill the enemy and finish the objective would do something as vast as shove your balls in someones mouth when they die.
> >
> > Dunno, just my thoughts.
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> 1. Spartan IV’s are adults that gave consent to join the program, not children.
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> 2. Not really something to be proud of is it?
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> 3. You mean “More fun”

1: I assumed Spartan IV’s were made the same way as Spartan II’s, sorry I don’t have my Halo Dictionary right beside me at all times.

2: Who ever said im “proud” of anything?

3: Funnier is a word and it was used correctly. Funny=/=fun.

4(): Were you born without a sense of humor? Or did you lose it along the way?

I usually encourage threads I haven’t seen before, but can I please go back to a thread complaining about no visible rank now please? This thread makes my brain implode.

OT: *more fun

FFS IT’S MORE FUN.

OH GOD MY EYES.

> Yes, technically it has a story of the sort, but don’t think too much of it. It’s still just multiplayer.

Its just funny to imagine these highly trained soldiers (probably being monitored by higher ranked officers) stoop so far down as to what people actually do in Halo. Just kind of gave me a giggle. Could you imagine Lasky’s face if he saw the best of the best tea bagging another soldier?

> I usually encourage threads I haven’t seen before, but can I please go back to a thread complaining about no visible rank now please? This thread makes my brain implode.
>
> OT: *more fun
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> FFS IT’S MORE FUN.
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> OH GOD MY EYES.

Fun =/= Funny

Already pointed that out.

Reading isn’t hard mate.

You wouldn’t compare two funny things and say “this one is more fun than that one”.

> > Yes, technically it has a story of the sort, but don’t think too much of it. It’s still just multiplayer.
>
> Its just funny to imagine these highly trained soldiers (probably being monitored by higher ranked officers) stoop so far down as to what people actually do in Halo. Just kind of gave me a giggle. Could you imagine Lasky’s face if he saw the best of the best tea bagging another soldier?

Yes I could he would be streaming with tears of joy and pride…he taught him everything he knew :slight_smile:

> > I usually encourage threads I haven’t seen before, but can I please go back to a thread complaining about no visible rank now please? This thread makes my brain implode.
> >
> > OT: *more fun
> >
> > FFS IT’S MORE FUN.
> >
> > OH GOD MY EYES.
>
> Fun =/= Funny
>
> Already pointed that out.
>
> Reading isn’t hard mate.
>
> You wouldn’t compare two funny things and say “this one is more fun than that one”.

Funnier is a word. “Funner,” is not. Spelling isn’t hard mate.

> > > Yes, technically it has a story of the sort, but don’t think too much of it. It’s still just multiplayer.
> >
> > Its just funny to imagine these highly trained soldiers (probably being monitored by higher ranked officers) stoop so far down as to what people actually do in Halo. Just kind of gave me a giggle. Could you imagine Lasky’s face if he saw the best of the best tea bagging another soldier?
>
> Yes I could he would be streaming with tears of joy and pride…he taught him everything he knew :slight_smile:

Hopefully that is a new Spartan Ops Cinematic in a future Season, but I bet the Halo fans would hate it because it requires a sense of humor and it seems few people on this page have developed them.

> > > So the Matchmaking has a story to it that it is a bunch of Spartans in a testing field simulation thingy. So with the fact they are highly trained soldiers who are dead serious and only have the mission in mind…
> > >
> > > Will it be funner when my team and I of highly trained super soldiers stand back in the base griefing the other team by sitting in one spot like a bunch of pansies?
> > >
> > > Will it be funner when a bunch of Spartans testing for real life scenarios are tea bagging each other?
> > >
> > > Will it be funnier when 2 ton super marines stack on top of each other to get to high places?
> > >
> > > Will it be funnier when those same soldiers decide it would be more fun to ram the other team with the bumber of your ATV (Mongoose)?
> > >
> > > Will it be funnier when soldiers trained from birth go so low as to kill another team mate for nothing but a weapon?
> > >
> > > I think when 343 made a story for the spartans in mind, that someone as immature as me would come along and find it funnier that a bunch of kids tortured and brought to do nothing but kill the enemy and finish the objective would do something as vast as shove your balls in someones mouth when they die.
> > >
> > > Dunno, just my thoughts.
> >
> > 1. Spartan IV’s are adults that gave consent to join the program, not children.
> >
> > 2. Not really something to be proud of is it?
> >
> > 3. You mean “More fun”
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> 1: I assumed Spartan IV’s were made the same way as Spartan II’s, sorry I don’t have my Halo Dictionary right beside me at all times.
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> 2: Who ever said im “proud” of anything?
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> 3: Funnier is a word and it was used correctly. Funny=/=fun.
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> 4(): Were you born without a sense of humor? Or did you lose it along the way?

  1. I forgive you, I lose mine sometimes too.

  2. Well people don’t usually brag about their negative aspects.

  3. You said funner a few times, just assumed that’s what you meant from the context.

  4. I have a sense of humour, I’m just taking the mick a bit. I assumed you were one of these competitive types who’s using the fact that they made multiplayer canon as grounds for the lack of a proper competitive experience. Sorry about that, but can you blame me with every other thread being “Ranks!”, “Competitive Vs Casuals!”? Haha

> > > I usually encourage threads I haven’t seen before, but can I please go back to a thread complaining about no visible rank now please? This thread makes my brain implode.
> > >
> > > OT: *more fun
> > >
> > > FFS IT’S MORE FUN.
> > >
> > > OH GOD MY EYES.
> >
> > Fun =/= Funny
> >
> > Already pointed that out.
> >
> > Reading isn’t hard mate.
> >
> > You wouldn’t compare two funny things and say “this one is more fun than that one”.
>
> Funnier is a word. “Funner,” is not. Spelling isn’t hard mate.

I never said that. Look, can you stop trying to be a grammar -Yoink!- and either enjoy the topic or leave? If you are just going to rant about words that don’t exist, then you may proceed to PM me if you are that obligated.

> > > > I usually encourage threads I haven’t seen before, but can I please go back to a thread complaining about no visible rank now please? This thread makes my brain implode.
> > > >
> > > > OT: *more fun
> > > >
> > > > FFS IT’S MORE FUN.
> > > >
> > > > OH GOD MY EYES.
> > >
> > > Fun =/= Funny
> > >
> > > Already pointed that out.
> > >
> > > Reading isn’t hard mate.
> > >
> > > You wouldn’t compare two funny things and say “this one is more fun than that one”.
> >
> > Funnier is a word. “Funner,” is not. Spelling isn’t hard mate.
>
> I never said that. Look, can you stop trying to be a grammar -Yoink!- and either enjoy the topic or leave? If you are just going to rant about words that don’t exist, then you may proceed to PM me if you are that obligated.

Your OP says “funner” several times. If you intended to say funnier, that’s one thing, if you meant “funner” to be your intended word, that’s another. Just saying man, you probably shouldn’t come back all cocky about how your grammar is correct, when it clearly isn’t.

> 1. I forgive you, I lose mine sometimes too.
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> 2. Well people don’t usually brag about their negative aspects.
>
> 3. You said funner a few times, just assumed that’s what you meant from the context.
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> 4. I have a sense of humour, I’m just taking the mick a bit. I assumed you were one of these competitive types who’s using the fact that they made multiplayer canon as grounds for the lack of a proper competitive experience. Sorry about that, but can you blame me with every other thread being “Ranks!”, “Competitive Vs Casuals!”? Haha

1: It happens to the best of us man.

2: If you can;t laugh at yourself, what can you laugh at, eh? Rather laugh at my flaws than cry in a corner about them.

3: You are right, I did say funner, simply a typo, I fixed it, no biggie. My bad for being all defensive, I didn’t know I goofied.

4: Hence the reason I am making these threads. Everyone is so serious all of a sudden so I thought I would brighten the mood a bit with a few comical topics.

> > > > > I usually encourage threads I haven’t seen before, but can I please go back to a thread complaining about no visible rank now please? This thread makes my brain implode.
> > > > >
> > > > > OT: *more fun
> > > > >
> > > > > FFS IT’S MORE FUN.
> > > > >
> > > > > OH GOD MY EYES.
> > > >
> > > > Fun =/= Funny
> > > >
> > > > Already pointed that out.
> > > >
> > > > Reading isn’t hard mate.
> > > >
> > > > You wouldn’t compare two funny things and say “this one is more fun than that one”.
> > >
> > > Funnier is a word. “Funner,” is not. Spelling isn’t hard mate.
> >
> > I never said that. Look, can you stop trying to be a grammar -Yoink!- and either enjoy the topic or leave? If you are just going to rant about words that don’t exist, then you may proceed to PM me if you are that obligated.
>
> Your OP says “funner” several times. If you intended to say funnier, that’s one thing, if you meant “funner” to be your intended word, that’s another. Just saying man, you probably shouldn’t come back all cocky about how your grammar is correct, when it clearly isn’t.

You are right, I did not notice it, I just assumed everyone was ranting on about the word “funnier”. Maybe I should have double checked before defending myself, but I fixed it none the less. Again, my bad mate.

Oh Halo…people killing each other one moment a grammar lesson the next…like high school

> Oh Halo…people killing each other one moment a grammar lesson the next…like high school

More the community if anything, not necessarily the game… Also “People” and “Like” should be capitalized :wink:

Just want to point out that funner is indeed a word. Although it might sound stupid, it’s a word. Look at the word, “hot” for instance. The adjective for hot is hotter, why wouldn’t the adjective for fun be “funner”?

Link for proof.

> Just want to point out that funner is indeed a word. Although it might sound stupid, it’s a word. Look at the word, “hot” for instance. The adjective for hot is hotter, why wouldn’t the adjective for fun be “funner”?
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> http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/fun
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> Link for proof.

Damn, that post is -Yoink!-.

Also I googled it before you and all I did was look at Yahoo answers and saw that “Funner” is not a word. Maybe next time I should not go so far as look for my answers on a community answer site xP