Dear gamers across the web. Today, November 15th 2021 my heart was suddenly and deliberately orgasmed by 343 industries by their marketing team, and resident big -Yoink!- Joe Staten. We where in waiting with that company at the solicitation by them, and in conversation with them., and was looking for updates by them. Indeed 1 minute after 343 industries commenced releasing the game to us sweaty virgins, 343 released the game to steam, which you might have to log out of and log back into because it glitched. It will be recorded that the distance of my heart makes it obvious that the release was not deliberate days even weeks ago, as they sloppily hid it. During the trailers they deliberately thought to deceive us by making false statements that the game was coming December 21st. The release has causes severe happiness in my heart and inspired pure -Yoink!-, that inspired me to write this. Request to make certified hood classics out of 343: Yesterday also changed all websites to todays release date, Today gave amazing performance by a halo shaped Orchestra, today gave me 100 achievements to try to 100%. 343 has therefor maybe earned the right to become based, and certified hood classics. the actions today speak for themselves. As commander in cheif of all based shit, i request all our efforts be put forth to make them based. Always will the character of this release be in our hearts. skipping over stuff because holy -Yoink!- i need sleep i work nightshift, With confidence in our memelords- with the outstanding determination of our “people” i guess is what they are, we will gain triumph in making this remembered in history so help us god.