Next Tu

Thoughts, What would you like to see.

Here is what I predict:

DMR to become 8sk to be equal to carbine
BR to become 8sk to be equal to carbine
LR to become 8sk and get BR level spread
BR to get AR level spread
Carbine nerfed in ROF to be equal to other rifles
Boltshot buffed to not require charge. Switched to primary weapon. Single shot becomes a 7sk.
Camo glitch gets fixed. Now it is no longer a glitch, you always do it.
Holograms explode on impact.
Behind the scenes trueskill removed.
AR becomes 3sk
Storm rifle becomes 2sk
Suppresor now lobs grenades.
Haven deleted from the disc. Now impossible to play in customs.
The purple side of abandon gets “caves” that lead to spire from Halo reach. Now that is the default abandon.
Adrift gets cannons removed, the small door closed off, and the attic closed off. Now the only way in the base is through big door. Rockets spawn in each base on a 1 second timer.
The plasma pistol now causes a super bounce if aimed at your feet.
The pistol becomes an automatic weapons with a bottomless clip
Not able to drop the ball
Not able to leave the Hill
Personal ordinance now comes to you at random times rather than being based on kills
Global ordinance now only lands on other players. Randomly kills a player every time it spawns.
Sniper now has Bi-Ri reticule both scoped and unscoped
Beam rifle now has needler level bullet magnetitsm
Needler added to list of primary weapons you can pick
Jetpack gives you OS while being used
Saw added to list of primary weapons
Promethean vision now has infinite use
Thruster now causes you to explode at random times.
Hardlight shield replaced for mobile Armor lock. This is armor lock that lets you move and shoot.
Dettatched Turret speed increased to be 200% default speed
All playlists except BTB removed
Just kidding, Infection is still there
Rockets now lock on to people.
Incineration cannon is now hitscan
Grenades are now 1hk from anywhere within a 8 Forge unit radius, even through walls.
Melee lunge changed to match Halo 2 sword flying glitch level
Forge removed.
8 Mantises added to every level.
Extraction removed from the game
New kill streaks added: UAVs, Carpackages, RC cars, Rolling thunder, ect…
All players enter “last stand” when they die. Here they get a flagnum and can come back to life if they don’t take any more damage for 30 seconds.
A floating powerup called the “super smash” powerup randomly shows up on the map. If you get it, your spartan gets to do some awesome technique based on how much mana is in his mana pool
Add a mana system that lets you heal team-mates, cast spells, ect…

This will save Halo.

> This will save Halo.

The TU item saying all playlists removed and then saying infection is still there made me laugh.

You saw how fast they got around to getting those codes out? Next TU will be right before halo 5 comes out. Since they are taking the CoD model of franchising it will be in another 2 months! But in all seriousness, good list!

343 are going to take this seriously and implement this stuff lol

8 mantises on every level is the only thing I have a problem with. How would this work on small maps like Adrift?

Only BTB and infection. You wont play Adrift any more

idk that stuff is pretty crazy, casting spells? That not really what halo is about maybe bungie will use your idea for destiny. At best your ideas is a gametype/playlist cause none of that is happening.

> idk that stuff is pretty crazy, casting spells? That not really what halo is about maybe bungie will use your idea for destiny. At best your ideas is a gametype/playlist cause none of that is happening.

You don’t detect sarcasm too well, huh?

OP are you high?

even if you aren’t you made me laugh my -Yoink- off

10/10

> > idk that stuff is pretty crazy, casting spells? That not really what halo is about maybe bungie will use your idea for destiny. At best your ideas is a gametype/playlist cause none of that is happening.
>
> You don’t detect sarcasm too well, huh?

Lol I skim through it I just now noticed the sarcasm xD

No more Haven? Awww.

Im sorry but i can’t take this post seriously.

The only way this community will ever be heard, in contrast to a TU, would be to have a community wide vote on what aspects need and need not to be changed.

Who here thinks that our community could do this?

I for one disagree with a lot of what the op has stated, respectively of course for he has put a lot of effort into it, and i’m just one person.

> Im sorry but i can’t take this post seriously.
>
> The only way this community will ever be heard, in contrast to a TU, would be to have a community wide vote on what aspects need and need not to be changed.
>
> Who here thinks that our community could do this?
>
> I for one disagree with a lot of what the op has stated, respectively of course for he has put a lot of effort into it, and i’m just one person.

You don’t have to take it seriously. It’s a joke…

> Im sorry but i can’t take this post seriously.
>
> The only way this community will ever be heard, in contrast to a TU, would be to have a community wide vote on what aspects need and need not to be changed.
>
> Who here thinks that our community could do this?
>
> I for one disagree with a lot of what the op has stated, respectively of course for he has put a lot of effort into it, and i’m just one person.

Hello Sheldon Cooper !

I applaud you good sir for a very successful troll :slight_smile:

> This will save Halo.

I agree! We can only hope. Good post OP.

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I won’t insult anyone personally because that gets you banned, but I cannot believe the idiots in here that can’t see the sarcasm in the post. Why do I even have to point this out to some of you?

It’s amazing that some of you can put together a coherent sentence but can’t detect the slightest bit of sarcasm. God help us!

This is easily the best thread I’ve seen in at least a month! (Sad but true.)