NEWS: COD invented WAR. (And games)

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Hello my fellow friends this is an important service announcement to educate you about the past of gaming.

Gaming started sometime in 1995 or w/e. All games before that were just PONG consoles. But thankfully COD came in and completely invented gaming. They invented the first FPS game, War game, Perk system, Custom Loadouts, Rewarding winners, Quick kill times and most of all the most amazing WAR story anyone has ever seen.

Yet COD doesn’t end there. War as we know it does not exist. Infact every war you have learned about is a huge hoax by Activision so you will buy there COD games. All Wars are made up. COD literally invented guns, war, and terms such as “UAV” “Radar” “Special Ops” “Black Ops” “AK-47” “m16” “Shotgun” “Iron Sights”

It’s sad that kids do not understand how important COD Is. It for sure invented Games. and was the first FPS game with Iron Sights as well as inventing WAR.

Halo has always copied COD. Look at Halo 4. Spartan Ops. For sure is a copy of Special Ops which was invented by COD and never existed in any real life situation or gaming situation before it came out.

Instant Spawns as well as joining mid game have never existed before. All PC games and Console games used to use Halo’s cOLD system of MM. Servers and such do not exist, COD invented matchmaking.

So what did COD invent

1-War. All wars you learn about. All fake.

2-The Military. Does not exist. All weapons were desisgned by Activision and COD

3-First Person Shooters

4-Iron Sights (Aiming down sights)

5-Reward systems and point systems

6-Special Ops/Black Ops. and special missions in general

Now you know

Halo 4 will fail. It is truly trying to copy the inventer of all gaming. Call of Duty invented everything Halo 4 has in it now. Which had never existed before COD (The first game ever)

…JK

This is a joke. Which I am sure you all know. But the point is…Stop saying Halo 4 is turning into COD. It’s not. It’s turning into a new game. I could easily say Halo 4 is turning into Counter Strike, Half Life or Gears of War…but we all know it’s nothing to do with other games, it’s just about hating COD. Because if you like Halo you MUST HATE COD. and vise versa.

Halo4’s ganna be great.

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I chuckled.

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i laughed

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Its funny and sad because some users on the site actually will think anything ever is directly result of what Call of Duty.

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I know you are joking but just for the record, DOOM came out in 1993. 2 years before COD. just so stupid people know
but anyway. I seem to have met another smart person!

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> I know you are joking but just for the record, DOOM came out in 1993. 2 years before COD. just so stupid people know
> but anyway. I seem to have met another smart person!

Lets not forget Marathon! Made by good 'ol Bungie :slight_smile:

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Well I’m glad you enjoyed it.

I was going to just post it without putting the “It’s a joke” part on it. Yet if I did I’m sure people would have thought I was for real lmao.

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Btw, I also heard that the Red team is being replaced by itallian plumbers, and the Blue team is being replaced by hedgehogs, OMG HALO IS TURNING INTO COD.

[/sarcasm]

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Lol, the whole argument is like looking at Halo Wars and saying halo is turning into Starcraft lol

OMG HALO IS TURNING INTO CASLTEVANIA

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Your sarcasm sums up the stupidity of most of the whiners on here. I salute you sir for making a parody of this somewhat pathetic community lol <3 to all those who actually realise there were shooting games BEFORE COD lol. kids need a history lesson!

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Even if its not cod, I dont want it to change into a new game. I want an evolved version of the great game we already have.

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hey man you know they invented the micrprocesser as well. just so all they could make all these things happen. thomas eddison hell no more like call of dutison

by the way still laughing…:slight_smile:

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lol.

I heard the definition of “games” is Call of Duty. 343i should be ashamed to make a game!

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Little known fact, but Infinity Ward invented electricity so they could make CoD too. Any game that uses electricity in any indirect way is just trying to be CoD.

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> Lol, the whole argument is like looking at Halo Wars and saying halo is turning into Starcraft lol
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> OMG HALO IS TURNING INTO CASLTEVANIA

Nope, It’s turning into Ninja Gaiden

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This post makes me happy…you deserve pie

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Lol i saved this thread. OP speaks the truth :slight_smile:

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Man, when I saw the headline in the Forums, I was Unbeliveably mad.“Of all the >yoinking!< Halo haters…”

You, sir have just made my day!This post was a few min. old when I saw this AND already 14 replies to it?And I though I would be the 15th person to prove you wrong(in this…)

Oh yeah…
Still laughing.

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I wish the majority of the forum was made up of people like you.

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This thread gave me a good laugh, and for that I thank you.