Hey, so, yeah, new Reach clan. What is it called? We’re Death Eaters, boom, there’s your friggin clan name right there. Okay, anyway, so, what are the requirements you ask? Well, have a positive K/D. That’s basically it. Is there any discrimination? God no. What am I? An age-ist? Fuh-okay, so, here’s the thing. I’m not going to make you do something stupid like clan photos, and junk like that. That’s dumb. That’s like a crappy school photo. Anyway, so, another thing. For clan meetings, honestly, none of that “Clan HQ” stuff. Though the map would look good, no. You know are HQ is? The lobby. No, we don’t have some base or anything, okay? This is Halo, not Minecraft. We don’t need our own special map. No code names either. You know what your codename is? Whatever you gamertag is. Which brings me to another point. If I can’t read your gamertag, then no. There will be a ranking system. Another requirement is of course, you play with me, I’d like to see you wear the clan emblem. Whatever you wanna do when I’m not around is your business. If you wanna be a part of my clan, you also have to just tell me your first name. This way we all get to know each other like real people. I don’t care about your last name, just your first. Anyway, that’s basically it. Have fun.
~Frank Rosati