New Phaeton looks like a grapefruit wedge

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I joked last night about the Phaeton’s sticky juices leaking all over the place, but now that I’ve seen it, it might be even more believable. I just wanna take it with my hands and press down, and drink up the resulting mess with some Sprite or 7-Up. Mmmmm.

TL;DR MoR is the most delicious update

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No one else feels the same way?

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> I joked last night about the Phaeton’s sticky juices leaking all over the place, but now that I’ve seen it, it might be even more believable. I just wanna take it with my hands and press down, and drink up the resulting mess with some Sprite or 7-Up. Mmmmm.
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> TL;DR MoR is the most delicious update

Not sure if trolling

or serious…

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Nothing about this is a joke. I have entered stage 4 fruit frenzy now.

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I just ate a phaeton then… Oops.