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Halo is desperate need of some new weapons to shake up game play and add a little more variety.
- Chainsaw launching bazooka
- A shrink ray
- A gun that makes enemies poop so hard their intestines fly out their bums
- A goop trap dispenser that fuses enemies to floor
- A magical horn that summons the dragon Smaug or Smuag or Shmeege or however that is spelled
- A bow that fires arrows tipped with unicorn horns