Step 1. Make sure you live in the United States. If you aren’t sure whether or not you live in the US, one way to find out is by checking if your BR is a 9 shot kill. If it is, unfortunately you are not living in the correct area.
Step 2. Party up with three teammates.
step 3. ???
Profit.
Now you have mastered these simple steps you can prepare to completely obliterate your opponents and get to the pro rank in no time at all.
SADLY IF YOU CAN’T ACHIEVE EITHER OF THESE STEPS YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST RAGE QUIT THE GAME NOW BEFORE IT DRIVES YOU COMPLETELY INSANE LOSING EVERY MATCH AND GOING 0.00001 KD RATIO.
You need 3 teammates to win every match? All it takes is 2 good players and you should be able to dominate. Halo 5 has the most scrubs I have ever seen
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> You need 3 teammates to win every match? All it takes is 2 good players and you should be able to dominate. Halo 5 has the most scrubs I have ever seen
Or what would appear to be scrubs, probably just some poor -Yoink- like me suffering from 200-300ms of latency + packet loss.
7 shot Br followed up with mêlée doesn’t cut it sometimes.
When there’s a good connection though, man its good.
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> Step 1. Make sure you live in the United States. If you aren’t sure whether or not you live in the US, one way to find out is by checking if your BR is a 9 shot kill. If it is, unfortunately you are not living in the correct area.
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> Step 2. Party up with three teammates.
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> step 3. ???
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> Profit.
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> Now you have mastered these simple steps you can prepare to completely obliterate your opponents and get to the pro rank in no time at all.
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> SADLY IF YOU CAN’T ACHIEVE EITHER OF THESE STEPS YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST RAGE QUIT THE GAME NOW BEFORE IT DRIVES YOU COMPLETELY INSANE LOSING EVERY MATCH AND GOING 0.00001 KD RATIO.
Gotcha…! already done that…
Unfortunately Halo 4 showed us the side effects of such a strategy that will result in a low population.
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> You need 3 teammates to win every match? All it takes is 2 good players and you should be able to dominate. Halo 5 has the most scrubs I have ever seen
It may be scrubs from your Murican point of view, but for all us foreigners we can’t do anything with how awful the connections are in this game. I lose 75% of the engagements I get into solely because My weapon can only fire marshmallows.
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> Step 1. Make sure you live in the United States. If you aren’t sure whether or not you live in the US, one way to find out is by checking if your BR is a 9 shot kill. If it is, unfortunately you are not living in the correct area.
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> Step 2. Party up with three teammates.
>
> step 3. ???
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> Profit.
>
> Now you have mastered these simple steps you can prepare to completely obliterate your opponents and get to the pro rank in no time at all.
>
> SADLY IF YOU CAN’T ACHIEVE EITHER OF THESE STEPS YOU MIGHT AS WELL JUST RAGE QUIT THE GAME NOW BEFORE IT DRIVES YOU COMPLETELY INSANE LOSING EVERY MATCH AND GOING 0.00001 KD RATIO.
I claim -Yoink-, you can’t play with more than yourself. I have 4-6 different friends that simply cannot play games together and we all live in the same damn county.
That bad huh? Well at least you can get a game. I cant even join a fully lobby and even if I do someone will quit out…
wtf did I just read? And was the profit thing a South Park refrence?
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> wtf did I just read? And was the profit thing a South Park refrence?
It’s a meme.
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> > 2533274974984138;9:
> > wtf did I just read? And was the profit thing a South Park refrence?
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> It’s a meme.
It’s a South Park reference. Underpants Gnomes.
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> > You need 3 teammates to win every match? All it takes is 2 good players and you should be able to dominate. Halo 5 has the most scrubs I have ever seen
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> It may be scrubs from your Murican point of view, but for all us foreigners we can’t do anything with how awful the connections are in this game. I lose 75% of the engagements I get into solely because My weapon can only fire marshmallows.
it’s not as prevalent with precision weapons (usually there is a shot that gets sponged sometimes 2), but when someone AR rushes you to force trades they seem to get away with it, it doesn’t matter what weapon you have if there’s more than 1 person AR rushing then you die GG.
with infinite sprint they’ll just sponge and chase, despite the fact it never wins them games or is a good way to go positive it does occasionally get kills through no skill or thinking whatsoever, it is really tedious and should be punished further for such stupid decision making…when charging into 3 people and AR/SMG spraying then chucking a martyrdom nade is a viable way to get kills the sandbox needs a balance change
in the tougher games i’ve found where everyone is using precision weapons and are all semipro/pro the key issue seems to be the thruster distance behind cover where they can shoot you from, that distance is also where they sponge the most.
aside from server issues if automatics aren’t difficult then they shouldn’t be as powerful, they need a 0.2 second ttk nerf. the lightrifle also needs a nerf
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> > > You need 3 teammates to win every match? All it takes is 2 good players and you should be able to dominate. Halo 5 has the most scrubs I have ever seen
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> > It may be scrubs from your Murican point of view, but for all us foreigners we can’t do anything with how awful the connections are in this game. I lose 75% of the engagements I get into solely because My weapon can only fire marshmallows.
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> it’s not as prevalent with precision weapons (usually there is a shot that gets sponged sometimes 2), but when someone AR rushes you to force trades they seem to get away with it, it doesn’t matter what weapon you have if there’s more than 1 person AR rushing then you die GG.
>
> with infinite sprint they’ll just sponge and chase, despite the fact it never wins them games or is a good way to go positive it does occasionally get kills through no skill or thinking whatsoever, it is really tedious and should be punished further for such stupid decision making…when charging into 3 people and AR/SMG spraying then chucking a martyrdom nade is a viable way to get kills the sandbox needs a balance change
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> in the tougher games i’ve found where everyone is using precision weapons and are all semipro/pro the key issue seems to be the thruster distance behind cover where they can shoot you from, that distance is also where they sponge the most.
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> aside from server issues if automatics aren’t difficult then they shouldn’t be as powerful, they need a 0.2 second ttk nerf. the lightrifle also needs a nerf
Yea In any previous Halo games if I were to go into a 1v1 with a noob 99% of the time I would easily win, but now in H5 I keep getting owned by noobs because their weapons do 3 times more damage than mine. If I was on an even playing field I would actually think this game is pretty decent, but until then it is currently my least favorite Halo.