I’m just venting.
These new bosses seemed to have been made for a video game targeting 5 year old kids. They look silly and make this annoying sounds that I’m sure little kids find cool.
I thought Halo was a bit more serious and realistic for these new bosses.
The only boss i have a problem with is the grunt goblin, everything else is same as usual.
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> The only boss i have a problem with is the grunt goblin, everything else is same as usual.
Well, that is the boss I’m referring to. I just don’t remember what it is called.
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> I’m just venting.
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> These new bosses seemed to have been made for a video game targeting 5 year old kids. They look silly and make this annoying sounds that I’m sure little kids find cool.
> I thought Halo was a bit more serious and realistic for these new bosses.
Grunts and their silly banter have been a part of Halo since the beginning. I’m not sure what serious Halo you’ve played.
If the grunt goblin is too silly then im pretty sure that grunts are too silly as well. And when 343 made them look and sound slightly more threatening in 4 the community had a collective aneurysm.
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> > I’m just venting.
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> > These new bosses seemed to have been made for a video game targeting 5 year old kids. They look silly and make this annoying sounds that I’m sure little kids find cool.
> > I thought Halo was a bit more serious and realistic for these new bosses.
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> Grunts and their silly banter have been a part of Halo since the beginning. I’m not sure what serious Halo you’ve played.
Yes. I find those little grunts too silly as well.
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> If the grunt goblin is too silly then im pretty sure that grunts are too silly as well. And when 343 made them look and sound slightly more threatening in 4 the community had a collective aneurysm.
Can’t please anybody 100%. Like I said, I’m just venting.
So you’re trying to say the grunt mech is childish?
The mech made by grunts for grunts, piloted by a grunt it silly?
The same comic relief cannon fodder enemies that have been a staple of the series.
The cute little characters that we all know and love BECAUSE they’re funny are to childish?
OF COURSE ITS CHILDISH, its supposed to be. That’s the joke.
Pull that stick out of your butt, grunts have always been silly and that’s what makes them wonderful.
Yeesh.
Why do you hate fun?
I’m sorry that this entry in the series isn’t grimdark enough for you, unlike… Uh. Well, none of the other games are grimdark and funny grunts have been in every game but The 4.
How about we don’t complain about one of the best things 343 has created (even if it’s a tedious bullet sponge)? Get a sense of humor, maybe? Have a CS Lewis quote:
> Critics who treat ‘adult’ as a term of approval, instead of as a merely descriptive term, cannot be adult themselves. To be concerned about being grown up, to admire the grown up because it is grown up, to blush at the suspicion of being childish; these things are the marks of childhood and adolescence. And in childhood and adolescence they are, in moderation, healthy symptoms. Young things ought to want to grow. But to carry on into middle life or even into early manhood this concern about being adult is a mark of really arrested development. When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty I read them openly. When I became a man I put away childish things, including the fear of childishness and the desire to be very grown up.
dude, the grunt goblin is awesome, i honestly think it is the most original thing to ever come out recent halo games, and i did not play halo wars 2, but there is a ton of stuff in there from what i have seen that would be great to add into future halo games, and i really hope that they do. Not to mention all of the scrapped ideas from halo 5 such as promethean ground vehicles, tanks, plus a ton of covenant vehicles that made their way into halo wars 2, i just really hope that halo 6 they go all out and not be scared to do some of these things, we need more variety… Plus game modes, my god do we need our playlists back…
THANK YOU!!!
Halo is losing its edge and has been for years… Never would I have expected half of the things in Halo now, all those years ago when experiencing the gritty, but equally wonderously alien tone of Halo: CE!
“Good thing that Food Nipple’s waiting for me at the starship, cuz man, have I worked up a big grunty thirst!” -Combat Evolved
“Please, no hurt! Me like Elites. Brutes stinky bad bad. Me stay here, make sure no Brutes come behind mighty Arbiter.” -Halo 2
“Rukt … Fist … Merry Christmas” -Halo 3
“You killed Flip-Yap! Or Yap-Flip was he? It was Yap-Flip…no, Flip-Yap was his brother! Don’t tell me I don’t know Flip-Yap! Flip-Yap and I went to the Nipple Academy together, and now he’s dead!” -Halo 3
So it’s the Grunt Mech? Not the pink pew pew needle guns or the food -Yoink!- or the wort wort wort? It’s the Mech? Got it. Right. Okay.
Thank the T for TEEN rating man. They had to “kid” the whole game down because of it.
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> I’m just venting.
> These new bosses seemed to have been made for a video game targeting 5 year old kids. They look silly and make this annoying sounds that I’m sure little kids find cool.
> I thought Halo was a bit more serious and realistic for these new bosses.
-Yoink!-!
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> Oh yeah?
Grunts have ALWAYS been funny… what halo have you been playing? Especially when you turn on the iwtbyd skull… the grunt goblin is awesome.
You’re talking about a game that is based around a steroid injected 1200 lb giant; whose infatuation with a hologram nearly causes the demise of humanity. A game where entire worlds are built on rings in space and walking fungus make bipeds into zombies. You’re worried about realism in a game about aliens?
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> Thank the T for TEEN rating man. They had to “kid” the whole game down because of it.
Right, they couldn’t keep the maturity levels that Halo 2 had what with the “Brute Stinky Bad Bad” and Food -Yoink!- and all that. Adults only.
Seriously, what the hell are you guys on about?
