Nerf It All!

I think that 343 should nerf everything in the game! It would be better if all the Spartans were running around with baseball bats! That would be more balanced and amusing. No jet packs or armor abilities! Just taking it in hand to hand combat! Also, the maps are too confusing! Just make a square room that holds 16 players confined within two inches of each other, that mixed with instant respawns would lead to a never ending parade of awesomeness!

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You’re being sarcastic right? :confused:

No, I really think this game should return to the basics. Like Halo CE’s beta, before they added weapons to the game and it was only a game fought in medieval times with swords and shields.

> You’re being sarcastic right? :confused:

I can imagine the flood mode shotgun being turned into a cricket bat…
Don’t nerf everything!!!

We should nerf all gametypes from the game and make it so that the only mode you can play is “Daisy Picker” on “Daisyland.”

> You’re being sarcastic right? :confused:

I Hope he is.

You, sir, are a genuine bona fide genius. 343 should be putting flowers in our rifles and setting them aside. I also vote for a tournament by -Yoink!- games that is assassinations only. 8 v. 8.

> I also vote for a tournament by -Yoink!- games that is assassinations only. 8 v. 8.

But then we should nerf walls in order to avoid cheap players abusing overpowered enviroment :frowning:

I want my hammer to exude rainbows when I smash it plz.

> I can imagine the flood mode shotgun being turned into a cricket bat…
> Don’t nerf everything!!!

I want this! Shawn of the Dead style.

We don’t need anymore violent games! I think rainbow hammers would be to scary and mean for other players. I think each player should have his own room to sit in away from all others so that violent actions won’t be able to happen.

he is being sarcastic and making fun of others who think almost everything should be nerfed (Boltshot, DMR, camo, SAW), so he is saying to nerf it everything instead,

> > I also vote for a tournament by -Yoink!- games that is assassinations only. 8 v. 8.
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> But then we should nerf walls in order to avoid cheap players abusing overpowered enviroment :frowning:

But then we should also nerf the floor so players can’t take advantage of cheaply walking to their enemy.

I think that all the people should play as untextured cubes though. That way no none humanoid people playing will be offended by the shape of the player.

Cant wait for the Boltsholt charge up to push opponents.

> No, I really think this game should return to the basics. Like Halo CE’s beta, before they added weapons to the game and it was only a game fought in medieval times with swords and shields.

I think you are thinking of quake… because from what I remember it was suppose to be a RTS then they made it in fps after centering it on a character in their rts

> I think that 343 should nerf everything in the game! It would be better if all the Spartans were running around with baseball bats! That would be more balanced and amusing. No jet packs or armor abilities! Just taking it in hand to hand combat! Also, the maps are too confusing! Just make a square room that holds 16 players confined within two inches of each other, that mixed with instant respawns would lead to a never ending parade of awesomeness!

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Well played if you are a troll who is pro nerf.