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I think it’s about time this happens.
This game has been out for way too long now, about 2 months, wow.
So, I think the sword needs to be nerfed. It’s a sword, not a freaking magnet. Why am I lunging at people? Wow, ridiculous!
Also, let’s nerf the tank. I don’t like how it kills me.
Now that I think about it, let’s nerf the sniper rifle to no scope, I’m sick of people scoping in and killing me. Not fair. Face me like a man.
Hmm…rockets seem a little over powered also. I don’t think splash damage is good. Only direct impact should damage you, it’s only fair.
I also think the AR should be buffed, a lot.
Let’s nerf the BR, DMR, and Magnum too. What is a 4 shot? I don’t get it? I can only 6 shot and I KNOW WHAT I’M DOING!
I’ve been playing Halo for 3 months, so listen to me guys. Please. Can we please get a pelican in warzone? Hehe.
Do you think it would be cool to stab someone with your Fotus horn? lol.
NERF THE GRENADES UGHHHHHHH…too powerful. I can’t stand chasing someone down a hall with my shotgun and them turning around to grenade and BR me. Super unfair. I had a shotgun.
Can we get a gametype too where we all have tanks, but we are invisible and have increased gravity with incineration cannons?
Wow, I really hate learning new things. I don’t have the mind set or even attention span for it. Please conform to my needs only.
What do you guys think? I know exactly what I’m talking about. I just came back from Destiny, but I’m a true Halo fan of 3 months.
Come on dudes.
Yeah, this is what we need! If I get killed by it I will rage, automatically think that this was made by Bungie so they can nerf every gun I get killed by! Lol, I’ve made too many Destiny related posts on Waypoint today. What’s with everyone thinking Halo 5 is now named Destiny, did the name change? If so I wasn’t aware.
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> Yeah, this is what we need! If I get killed by it I will rage, automatically think that this was made by Bungie so they can nerf every gun I get killed by! Lol, I’ve made too many Destiny related posts on Waypoint today. What’s with everyone thinking Halo 5 is now named Destiny, did the name change? If so I wasn’t aware.
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> Not sure if sarcastic or… yep, no; definitely sarcastic.
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> PS: Satire is all and good, but doesn’t work too well on forums. Prepare for… “feedback”.
So you don’t think the Tank thing was a good idea? ):
I spent hours thinking that idea up…
Fix the lag! Getting hit two shots on one frame! Getting shot around corners! Why are you refunding bullets to my gun? Does this mean my bullets aren’t registering? Why can’t I see my ping? Why am I playing Mexicans and people from UK on dedicated servers?
Wow, these are all entirely and totally legit problems, but you forgot to mention assassinations.
Just because someone gets behind me without me seeing and I am totally vulnerable doesn’t mean they should be able to kill me in one move. I should have the opportunity to fight back. Maybe like a warning that someone is behind be before they can do anything or quick time event.
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> Buff the Needler! Its shots move slower than a melting stick of butter down a hill.
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> But really, nice satire.
Yeah! It’s so unfair when people do that side to side step thing…I think they call it “strafing”? Whatever that means…
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> FIX THE LAG! GETTING HIT TWO SHOTS ON ONE FRAME! WHY ARE YOU REFUNDING BULLETS TO MY GUN? DOES THIS MEAN MY BULLETS AREN’T REGISTERING? WTF 343I? WHY AM I PLAYING MEXICANS AND PEOPLE FROM UK WHEN WE HAVE DEDICATED SERVERS?
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> Wow, these are all entirely and totally legit problems, but you forgot to mention assassinations.
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> Just because someone gets behind me without me seeing and I am totally vulnerable doesn’t mean they should be able to kill me in one move. I should have the opportunity to fight back. Maybe like a warning that someone is behind be before they can do anything or quick time event.
I think an exclamation point should appear over your head and it makes a “spooked” sound.
We have to be fair about this, guys.
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> > Buff the Needler! Its shots move slower than a melting stick of butter down a hill.
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> Yeah! It’s so unfair when people do that side to side step thing…I think they call it “strafing”? Whatever that means…
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> > FIX THE LAG! GETTING HIT TWO SHOTS ON ONE FRAME! WHY ARE YOU REFUNDING BULLETS TO MY GUN? DOES THIS MEAN MY BULLETS AREN’T REGISTERING? WTF 343I? WHY AM I PLAYING MEXICANS AND PEOPLE FROM UK WHEN WE HAVE DEDICATED SERVERS?
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> NERF THE LAG!!!
To be honest I am not joking, but I just figured because of the nature of the thread my chances of getting banned are lowered. Titanfall servers are flawless, but my internet is complete garbage for Halo 5.
What’s that blue sticky thing that keeps covering up my screen. It always ends up killing me after I’ve made friends with it. I think they should make it so that it doesn’t kill you and is like a pet you can train to latch onto other people and explode to kill them instead.
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> > Wow, these are all entirely and totally legit problems, but you forgot to mention assassinations.
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> > Just because someone gets behind me without me seeing and I am totally vulnerable doesn’t mean they should be able to kill me in one move. I should have the opportunity to fight back. Maybe like a warning that someone is behind be before they can do anything or quick time event.
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> I think an exclamation point should appear over your head and it makes a “spooked” sound.
> We have to be fair about this, guys.
And the Metal Gear Solid Alert sound should play before they have a chance to do anything. Plus you have 2 seconds to turn around first.
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> What’s that blue thing that keeps covering up my screen. It always ends up killing me after I’ve made friends with it. I think they should make it so that it doesn’t kill you and is like an ai partner you can train to latch onto other people and explode to kill them instead.
Dude! Like the CoD remote control hot wheel?
WHOOOAAAAAAAA great idea. It can be like a mini goose that blows up remotely.
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> > What’s that blue thing that keeps covering up my screen. It always ends up killing me after I’ve made friends with it. I think they should make it so that it doesn’t kill you and is like an ai partner you can train to latch onto other people and explode to kill them instead.
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> Dude! Like the CoD remote control hot wheel?
> WHOOOAAAAAAAA great idea. It can be like a mini goose that blows up remotely.
Yeah except more accessible… Basically I can sit in a corner while it kills things for me! Sit back and enjoy the req points bb. (;
