Hey guys i have a real bug with my cooking at the moment its regarding trying to cook a brute now i have seen this done on the evening cooking show “Covie for Lunch”
after discussing with my fellow crew about how to cook the brute we thought the best way was to split roast it and carefully sprinkle gravy over it to give it some flavor.
But the issue is with this is that they don’t “carve” very well of the split so we are asking the galaxy…
How do you cook your brutes
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> 1. Get a Gravity Hammer
> 2. Smash the Brute into a pulp
> 3. Find a large baking pan and oven
> 4. Pour… the… uh… Brute puree into the pan
> 5. Place pan in oven and bake ate 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 8 hours
I hope you skinned it first; the thought of all that burnt hair isn’t too appealing.
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> > 2535437652903765;2:
> > 1. Get a Gravity Hammer
> > 2. Smash the Brute into a pulp
> > 3. Find a large baking pan and oven
> > 4. Pour… the… uh… Brute puree into the pan
> > 5. Place pan in oven and bake ate 450 degrees Fahrenheit for 8 hours
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> I hope you skinned it first; the thought of all that burnt hair isn’t too appealing.
Right… might have forgotten to mention that…
Yes we have had the issue with the hair scorching and ruining the meat. The issue is its a pain to get off 
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> Yes we have had the issue with the hair scorching and ruining the meat. The issue is its a pain to get off
An energy sword should be enough to slice through the hide. You’ll still fry a bit of hair but it shouldn’t -Yoink!- the meat.
I just inhale the brute through my nostrils 
How is this serious?
I only have enough REQ points to buy a microwave instead of an oven, so I only ever eat that precooked Brute steak that comes out of a frozen box.
This post has so much potential.
Let’s keep the Halo 5 forums for posts about Halo 5, thanks